[Beaucephus]

Early evening, took hit, took drink, woke up in ditch :|

[Banana]

Originally posted by Beaucephus@Sep 23 2004, 01:00 PM
Early evening, took hit, took drink, woke up in ditch :|

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That almost sounded like a Haiku.

[MarkyGman]

Camping, Flaming Sambuuca, Driving Range, Old Car, Glass, Hospital.

[NinjaBassist]

And again

Originally posted by fermundacheese
wet t-shirts, champagne, dancing, laid, puked, walked home, college, weed

It was new years eve at the old college and it just struck midnight and champagne was popping and everyone was dancing. But you were on one mission to get laid. You smoked some weed and came up with a flawless plan. So you went into action you grabbed the nearest champagne bottle and soaked the shit out of a group of girls, who were all shitfaced, and suggested they come to your house to change out of there wet t-shirts. They agree and go to your house where you end up nailing all of them. You made a few of them puke from the smell in your in bathroom but hey your only human. After a few lessons in the horizontal mambo you directed them to walk home because you were to tired to drive them. They left you slept and all was well.

[Pickle]

Originally posted by Banana+Sep 23 2004, 09:22 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Banana @ Sep 23 2004, 09:22 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>Oh, I have another
Mexico, tequila, 11 people skinny dipping, security, embarassment

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:loool: That was a funny night.

[i]Originally posted by NinjaBassist@Sep 23 2004, 09:31 AM
If at first you dont suceed try try again
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[b]Oh, I have another
Mexico, tequila, 11 people skinny dipping, security, embarassment

After another crazy day of drinking tequiala in Mexico you and 11 of your hottest chick friends went skinny dipping at the hotel you were staying at. After a few rounds of marco polo things get a little hot and heavy. Jet bubbles are turned on max on all sides of the pool while everyone is getting pleasured. Security was called because it was 3 am and all the moaning was keeping the other residents awake. But good ol Johnny Law likes a little excitment also so he joins in on the action only to jump the gun and blow his load too early which resulted in major embarassment for him.

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Jimmy will like this version much better than what actually happened.

My worst drunken night

wedding reception, tequila, dancing, puke 14 times, sick next 3 days

[newduser]

Coffee Table, bruised ribs, didn't call me back.

[NinjaBassist]

Originally posted by apple
My worst drunken night

wedding reception, tequila, dancing, puke 14 times, sick next 3 days

At your best friends wedding reception you and the best man stole a fifth of tequila and started taking body shots after another. After about 20 or so he asked if you wanted to go dancing but not any kind of dancing but again the horizontal mambo. You didnt know how but he offered to teach you and you agreed. You both got into bed and as he pulled down his pants you noticed a weird smell but ignored it. Then you got curious and took a closer look at the one eyed yogurt slinger and noticed that it looked like this Link NSFW You ended up puking 14 times and was was sick the next three days because of the horrid site. Since then you have sworn off men and became an aspiring lesbian porn star.

[Pickle]

:o exactly!!!

Was that you that night NB???

[NinjaBassist]

Of course not

[Velvet]

home drinking .. pub drinking ..party drinking .. home drinking ... suffering next morning

[NinjaBassist]

Thats 11 words babe.

[Velvet]

damn .. sorry babe lets go for got pissed and suffered .

[NinjaBassist]

Works for me.

[hugo]

the Goth Army has taken control; fuckheads all leave; NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Devious]

Originally posted by hugo@Sep 25 2004, 05:52 AM
the Goth Army has taken control; fuckheads all leave; NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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:roll:

[Undeadcannibal]

so silly....so sweet.

[NinjaBassist]

Originally posted by Undeadcannibal@Sep 25 2004, 09:54 PM
so silly....so sweet.

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Wow hook me up with what you are on. Sounds like one hell of a night