[fem]

Velvet and Banana are nothing short of the greatest. Don't belive me?... Rot in hell, asshole! What gives you the right to judge? Oh, thats right, NOTHING!
Now read...

First of all, I would like to state, that bananas rule... without bananas, we would have no monkeys. And that would suck... trust me. Bananas are yellow, which makes them good. I think that one day, bananas will take over earth. But before that happens, they're pretty cool. They are super-intelligent. How many of YOU can say that?... Think about it.

Apples fucking suck.. they are over-rated. And I'm not going to add to that by talking about them anymore.

I am great, and powerful. You should do what I say, because I see everything you do, AND think... yea that's right, I'm big sister. If you think bad things about me, I will take you in your sleep... leaving your loved ones confused, lonely, and possibly hungry... you should be shitting your pants right about now. I can do magical things. Like David Copperfield, only less illusion crap, more killing you... wait, that's nothing like David Copperfield. nevermind. I meant something more along the lines of Hitler. Or that Bundy .

Back to my super-intelligent banana theory. wait, i said just about everything I wanted to about them... nevermind that.

I'm sure you're wondering when I'm going to stop writing about stupid nonsense that nobody gives a shit about. You probably want me to stop soon. That's why I'm not going to...

Oh, wait... yes I am.

I'm confused.

sin,

fem

[insanetrainchic]

I'm confused.

sin,

fem

me 2!! sorry....left you out....didnt mean to...:hug:

[asshat]

Banana never was too good at the dating game. She went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.

[asshat]

Looks like she is a rock. She ain't comin' out.

[snarg]

Velvet and Banana are nothing short of the greatest. Don't belive me?... Rot in hell, asshole! What gives you the right to judge? Oh, thats right, NOTHING!
Now read...

First of all, I would like to state, that bananas rule... without bananas, we would have no monkeys. And that would suck... trust me. Bananas are yellow, which makes them good. I think that one day, bananas will take over earth. But before that happens, they're pretty cool. They are super-intelligent. How many of YOU can say that?... Think about it.

Apples fucking suck.. they are over-rated. And I'm not going to add to that by talking about them anymore.

I am great, and powerful. You should do what I say, because I see everything you do, AND think... yea that's right, I'm big sister. If you think bad things about me, I will take you in your sleep... leaving your loved ones confused, lonely, and possibly hungry... you should be shitting your pants right about now. I can do magical things. Like David Copperfield, only less illusion crap, more killing you... wait, that's nothing like David Copperfield. nevermind. I meant something more along the lines of Hitler. Or that Bundy .

Back to my super-intelligent banana theory. wait, i said just about everything I wanted to about them... nevermind that.

I'm sure you're wondering when I'm going to stop writing about stupid nonsense that nobody gives a shit about. You probably want me to stop soon. That's why I'm not going to...

Oh, wait... yes I am.

:eek:

[Charon]

Bored Housewife that eyes up the Mailman for pleasure,
actually a busy Wife.