[bdic]

When you hit the big one :roll:, you can shove it in my face and laugh at me all you want. Until then....you're the biggest fucking idiot alive.

$1, $2, $5....how many times do you have to slap your hard-earned :roll: money down on the counter before you realize you done got fucking took. You're not smart. It doesn't require intelligence to take a quarter and scratch off that silver shit. It doesn't take intelligence to have a machine pick some random fucking numbers, shit it out, and have some curry-spitting Hindu (someone who actually has a brain...he's selling you weapons grade toilet paper for a ridiculous markup) hand it to your stupid fucking self. Did you even fucking know that you don't have to scratch those fucking tickets? Pay your dollar, take the ticket, then give it right back to Hadeep Punjab so he can place it under the scanner and tell you "You won free teeckettt!", so you can do it again and have him say "Nope. Not thees tttime. But you were sooooo close. You gottt tttwo spottts that say $tt10,000. Bettttttter luck nexttt tttime."

Do me a favor. Save your dollars. When you get $100, go buy 100 tickets. That way I don't have to wait for your stupid ass every fucking time I want a tamale and a coke. And when you're done scratching them off, pile up that silver crap, add water, roll it into a ball, and lodge it in your fucking throat. If you're lucky, you'll fucking choke to death before the next time you go back for more tickets, so I can eat a hot fucking meal and your kids can buy some new fucking mittens and put the gawd damned socks on their flat fucking feet where they belong.

Fuck off!

[Banana]

I don't need tampons or pads anymore for a while. Gimme your shipping address, I'll send 'em to you.

[bdic]

I don't need tampons or pads anymore for a while. Gimme your shipping address, I'll send 'em to you.

Lottery player ^^^

[Mastermoose]

I won £70 on the lottery once.

[BIRD33]

The lottery is also known as the stupid people tax.

[CT280]

I don't need tampons or pads anymore for a while. Gimme your shipping address, I'll send 'em to you.

what kind are they?

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

When you hit the big one :roll:, you can shove it in my face and laugh at me all you want. Until then....you're the biggest fucking idiot alive.

$1, $2, $5....how many times do you have to slap your hard-earned :roll: money down on the counter before you realize you done got fucking took. You're not smart. It doesn't require intelligence to take a quarter and scratch off that silver shit. It doesn't take intelligence to have a machine pick some random fucking numbers, shit it out, and have some curry-spitting Hindu (someone who actually has a brain...he's selling you weapons grade toilet paper for a ridiculous markup) hand it to your stupid fucking self. Did you even fucking know that you don't have to scratch those fucking tickets? Pay your dollar, take the ticket, then give it right back to Hadeep Punjab so he can place it under the scanner and tell you "You won free teeckettt!", so you can do it again and have him say "Nope. Not thees tttime. But you were sooooo close. You gottt tttwo spottts that say $tt10,000. Bettttttter luck nexttt tttime."

Do me a favor. Save your dollars. When you get $100, go buy 100 tickets. That way I don't have to wait for your stupid ass every fucking time I want a tamale and a coke. And when you're done scratching them off, pile up that silver crap, add water, roll it into a ball, and lodge it in your fucking throat. If you're lucky, you'll fucking choke to death before the next time you go back for more tickets, so I can eat a hot fucking meal and your kids can buy some new fucking mittens and put the gawd damned socks on their flat fucking feet where they belong.

Fuck off!

Agreed. It makes me sick that the only way our state governments can meet their budgets is to sucker the dumb and poor into gambling away what little money they have on the biggest losing bet in town. If Vegas tried to implement something with odds like the lottery, they'd shut them for cheating the players.

[Banana]

what kind are they?

Um, cheap crap. Want em?

[cLaY]

never palyed lottery

[Blueeyedwoman]

My uncle won the Arizona state 20 Mil lottery about ten years ago. No lie. He divided it into five portions and gave each of his four grown children and himself a share.

He then phoned the rest of the family to state that he would not be sharing with any of them.

[CT280]

Um, cheap crap. Want em?

would you respect me any less if i said yes?

[Banana]

would you respect me any less if i said yes?

I'm not sure that's possible.

[CT280]

I'm not sure that's possible.

answer i was looking for. please overnight them.

[Tribal Dragon]

I never gamble in Casinos, so this is how I justify it. I don't have many vices.

When the lottery hits 250 mill or more, I drop 20 bucks in.

[Vitamin E]

I just bought $5

[cLaY]

I never gamble in Casinos, so this is how I justify it. I don't have many vices.

When the lottery hits 250 mill or more, I drop 20 bucks in.

You've never been to Black Hawk or Central City? That shit was $$$.

[Tribal Dragon]

You've never been to Black Hawk or Central City? That shit was $$$.

I've been to Central City once, and spent a total of 5 bucks.

I'm a prude, I hate smoke.

[cLaY]

I've been to Central City once, and spent a total of 5 bucks.

I'm a prude, I hate smoke.

I feel ya. I contracted cancer at Balckhawk. Walked away up 200 though.

[WoolyGoat]

I used to buy them/get them on my birthday, but that's it.