[Jimmy]

:tumble:





:lol2:

[Banana]

You can only ask this question if you once had foreskin. You have no idea. You can't miss what you never had. You should call your mom and thank her for making that decision for you.

[Bill]

I have my foreskin.
It's in a jar on the table next to my bed.
I pull it out every now and then and wonder what kind of life we could have had together.

[what?]

You can only ask this question if you once had foreskin. You have no idea. You can't miss what you never had. You should call your mom and thank her for making that decision for you.

I ask again:

seriously James, what are you doing wrong that the missus thinks an extra couple of square inches of skin flap would make you better in the sack, eh?

[Jimmy]

I ask again:

It's not my fault. Her snapper is hooge.

[what?]

It's not my fault. Her snapper is hooge.

unscrew the top and fuck her with this on your dinger. it's not perfect, but it'll be more friction than either of you is used to

[Jimmy]

unscrew the top and fuck her with this on your dinger. it's not perfect, but it'll be more friction than either of you is used to

If I put my hopper in that I won't need her.

[what?]

If I put my hopper in that I won't need her.

send her this way then? I hear she can suck start a harley :drool:

[Jimmy]

send her this way then? I hear she can suck start a harley :drool:

We were supposed to trade.

[what?]

We were supposed to trade.

I use the ketchup bottle. pm me your addy and I'll mail it to you