[Vitamin E]

Dude at work says...My damn cell phone battery doesn't hold a charge for shit and my adapter is at home...then leaves the room.

The other two of us, set his shit to vibrate and start calling it. Now it doesn't vibrate and the calls roll directly to voice mail.

[Banana]

Marginally funny, because it's not me.

See, I would have phoned repeatedly and just flushed the toilet in his ear. Over and over.