[NinjaBassist]

During a recent trip to Vegas I had the chance to research a beast in its natural habitat...the hooker. I learned a few things 1) They are much like fast food, only seem appetizing when highly intoxicated. 2) Still very affordable in this down economy. Mine cost less then the food I bought at McDonalds where I met her. 3) Always strap up or you may come home with a hooker consolation prize.

[WoolyGoat]

how's the trailer these days?

[NinjaBassist]

It is hot as fuck right now. It is midnight and the thermostat is still reading 80 some degrees. I am way to cheap for AC, but on the plus side I found a hole where mice were getting in so I caulked a cd case in the whole. The kicker is the case is filled with rat poision so if they chew through that its over.

[WoolyGoat]

that's a hell of a trap

[NinjaBassist]

I used to use the actual rat traps, but I ended up breaking a finger one night after a few drinks and deciding I was voing to try and set it up

[Anhil8tor]

welcome back ninja!

[who]

yay

[BIRD33]

What nationality was said hooker?

[NinjaBassist]

She was white and if I had a twin brother both me and him could hide behind her without ever being seen

[BIRD33]

So she was fat.If this doesnt involve a dollar menu I don't get why you chose said hooker.

[NinjaBassist]

I was badly drunk and in Vegas there is no doller menu. Every once in awhile you want a waterbed thinking it would be fun, but to always realize it isn't

[BIRD33]

Under $250?This is like that game show card sharks.

[NinjaBassist]

Hookers dont charge by the lb. If I was spendin that much I would at least want one that I'm not worried about getting caught with. Unless I was paying to give a hot carl to her. Number 15 on my things to do if I win the lotto