Posts: 14,703
Threads: 1,129
Joined: Mar 2004
Reputation:
0
I started to go down on this girl I was really interested in. She had her legs spread wide and I caught a breeze of foul odor. She must have smelled it as well because she grabbed me before I could even stop myself. She said she wanted the beefhog. I was too turned off by then. I smiled at her and told her I respected her too much to take advantage of her (we had both been drinking)and went to sleep. Was this wrong?
Posts: 2,582
Threads: 143
Joined: Nov 2004
Reputation:
0
was the green, clumpy stuff oozing out of it?
Minorthreat wishes
Posts: 5,017
Threads: 355
Joined: Jun 2004
Reputation:
0
I don't remember ever turning down any poontang in my life, smell or no smell.
Corpse's need lovin' too MT.
Son, I am Disappoint.
Posts: 2,134
Threads: 298
Joined: Apr 2005
Reputation:
0
A similar thing happened to me once. I remember falling backwards out of the car into the snow. You can find the full story on ownster archives. I have it written down somewhere but I don't want to look for it.
-Spork
Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.
-SPorK
Posts: 195
Threads: 14
Joined: Nov 2005
Reputation:
0
SporK Wrote:You can find the full story on ownster archives. I have it written down somewhere but I don't want to look for it.
-Spork
Is this because you are too fucking lazy or its is just boring dribble, and for fucks sake its "Kangaroo" you know the things that you have a few of loose in "Your top Paddock"
Run like your being chased,
Sing like your on Broadway,
And Fuck like your a Pornstar.