04-19-2004, 02:44 AM
here's another one that goes along with the whole lotto ticket theme
boy and his grandpa are out fishing one day and the grandpa decides to have a beer. the boy asks "can i have one?" the grandpa replies "can your penis touch your ass hole?" the boy says no. "then you can't have one" the grandpa says.
later on, on the drive home, the grandpa lights a cigarette. again the little boy asks "can i have one" and again the granps says "can your penis touch your asshole?" "no" the boy sighs. the grandpa says "well then you can't have one"
on their way back they stop at a gas station and the boy gets one of those scratch off lotto cards. after scratching a few off the boy realizes he's won five thousand dollars. the grandpa askes the boy "are you gonna share any of that money with me?" the boy asks "can your penis touch your asshole?" the grandpa says "well, yes it can" the boy replies "then go fuck your self."
boy and his grandpa are out fishing one day and the grandpa decides to have a beer. the boy asks "can i have one?" the grandpa replies "can your penis touch your ass hole?" the boy says no. "then you can't have one" the grandpa says.
later on, on the drive home, the grandpa lights a cigarette. again the little boy asks "can i have one" and again the granps says "can your penis touch your asshole?" "no" the boy sighs. the grandpa says "well then you can't have one"
on their way back they stop at a gas station and the boy gets one of those scratch off lotto cards. after scratching a few off the boy realizes he's won five thousand dollars. the grandpa askes the boy "are you gonna share any of that money with me?" the boy asks "can your penis touch your asshole?" the grandpa says "well, yes it can" the boy replies "then go fuck your self."