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I worry about G$D's Fat Co-Worker. What will happen to her without G$D's gentle reminders to watch her weight? It will prolly spiral out of control. No, I don't think G$D can leave this employer after all. He has too much responsibility.

dun worry door width limit her expansion

[VitaminE]

Make it simple. My first resignation went like this.


Dear Sir,

I am leaving your illustrious realm of opportunity to pursue other endeavours. My last day will be 08/31/94. I realize my absence will bring great burden upon the company.


Sincerely,

Beaucephus

In RE: Resignation of William Jones

I am exstactic to accept your resignation. True your departure will have a dramatic impact to our techincal support staff. However, We plan on hiring three new employees with the revenue savings returned from your excessive bandwidth consumption used to maintain 'free' internet sites from you workstation. Our lawyers appreciate the fact that you signed your resignation with your internet screen name. This screen names has been linked to several IP addresses of gay porn sites which have been clogging our network with spyware and viruses. Expect to be served a summons in the coming weeks.

Best of luck with your future endevours.

Respectfully


Geoffrey the Giraffe
Toy R Us

P.S. Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya!