[what?]

youll have more time for me shorty.

not nice fucking with the vertically challenged!

[BEW's Dog Whisperer]

not nice fucking with the vertically challenged!

find a cat to rape buddy she's mine

[what?]

find a cat to rape buddy she's mine

I suppose we can confirm this isn't an E troll now :S

[Blueeyedwoman]

The asshole is using a proxy. Fucker. I'll get him back.

[Blondie]

find a cat to rape buddy she's mine

Another shit BEW troll.

[trouble]

The asshole is using a proxy. Fucker. I'll get him back.

I hope it isn't one of mine (proxies) LOL - it isn't me! I stopped using one.

You have an admirer. :blink:


I took every Monday in July and Aug off - 3 day weekends baby!

[SanDog]

You shoulda told him God was in Lebanon and his cousins were trying to force him out.

[Your Mums Pimp]

SO BEW are you getting some on your time off?

[Blueeyedwoman]

No matter what goes on, I won't be posting about that stuff here, thanks, Pimp. But ... I did meet the Dog Whisperer (not the jerkoff trolling here, the real one) at Starbucks today and he was really hard on Lucy cause she's so exciteable and distracted.

In order to get her attention he had to demand it. Well a teenaged shopkeeper took exception to his (little bit) rough treatment of my little dog and asked in a loud voice why he had to be so hard on her.

Man, that pissed him off and he rounded on her demanding to know what she did for work. She said she worked at the shop and before she could finish her sentense, he said, "I train dogs for a living. You do your job and I'll do mine, thanks."

I was kinda proud of the smackage.

[Dr. Lecter]

we need a BEW whisperer.

[Jaymac]

Another shit BEW troll.

And another!

[Shadrach]

And another!

What do ya know...jaymac really is funny

[Your Mums Pimp]

No matter what goes on, I won't be posting about that stuff here, thanks, Pimp.

Jus askin, Cause the Pimp is rooting for ya anyways, He got himself some last night before he sent his wifey off to work, she a midwife

[ntype]

Haven't seen Booger lately. But his friend came last week for a private. Darling little Jewish boy who asks me while practising his serve "Where is God?"

I say, "In Heaven." He doesn't accept this, there's only clouds overhead.
He keeps asking me, so I think, "geeze, I'm just the tennis pro" and I tell him to ask his Dad.

"I did. He doesn't know." So I tell him to ask him mom, same answer. So I say, ask the rabbis. He shakes his eight-year old head. "I DID. They said a bunch of Hebrew stuff like rahrrahrrahrahrahr." (sounds like a motor engine, real rough, no words)

So I get frustrated. "Look, I don't know where he is, okay?"

He says, "Then WHY do I have to pray every day when none of you know anything?"

the easy answer is : man created god. god doesn't exist he's merely a marginal manifestation of the manipulatable part of the human conscience by the group.

sup.

[what?]

I was kinda proud of the smackage.

you were a judge in the smackoff. your credibility in this matter is shit

[BIRD33]

I declare the results of the smackoff invalid since half the judges couldnt smack themselves out of a paper bag and the other half were douchbags who've never been to this site and played favorites.

[leeman]

Did my vote count ????

[what?]

I declare the results of the smackoff invalid since half the judges couldnt smack themselves out of a paper bag and the other half were douchbags who've never been to this site and played favorites.

also two-thirds of the participants (only way I can explain my getting as far as I did)