08-17-2005, 12:51 AM
Also, my cat pissed all over the towel I use to dry off after I shower. The thing stunk, so I left it there.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
I Wiped My Ass With a Piece of Paper Towel This Morning
08-17-2005, 12:57 AM
Good idea.
08-17-2005, 01:01 AM
you poor fuck, we have a spare room at our place...i'm sure the woman wouldn't mind sleeping there if you wanted to come stay with us.
08-17-2005, 01:07 AM
Hands down, the best thread of the day.
08-17-2005, 01:24 AM
TomFoolery Wrote:Also, my cat pissed all over the towel I use to dry off after I shower. The thing stunk, so I left it there.
you own a cat? and your a guy? no wonder you dont get laid.
08-17-2005, 01:25 AM
cLaY Wrote:you poor fuck, we have a spare room at our place...i'm sure the woman wouldn't mind sleeping there if you wanted to come stay with us.
funniest shit all day :lool:
08-17-2005, 01:59 AM
hoax Wrote:you own a cat? and your a guy? no wonder you dont get laid.
Maybe I should get a job at Chili's. I heard dudes that work there get all the chicks.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
08-17-2005, 02:08 AM
TomFoolery Wrote:Maybe I should get a job at Chili's. I heard dudes that work there get all the chicks.
Ha!
See You In Toledo
07-28-2006, 07:30 PM
It's always a good time making fun of hoax.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
07-29-2006, 12:57 AM
hoax Wrote:you own a cat? and your a guy? no wonder you dont get laid.
This is really ironic since his little e-heart has been broken about three times now. When he begs Violet to fuck him, it's extra funny.
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