[dora]

When I was 19 I was at a friends house, drinking and we were just talking an stuff and I had to pee but it didn't feel like I had to pee that bad, so I was holding it. Then I sneezed. And peed at the same time. I had no control. I twas one mother-effer of a sneeze and the pee just came out. They laughed at me for months. And sneezing still scared me alittle.

Now cowboy up guys. Share.

[cLaY]

prior to moving in with my wife, i was at her house while she was at work using her computer. i was bored, i decided to surf some pron. i began jacking it furiously when her mother walked in to get her dirty laundry. i still can't look at her in the eyes.

[WoolyGoat]

When I was 19 I was at a friends house, drinking and we were just talking an stuff and I had to pee but it didn't feel like I had to pee that bad, so I was holding it. Then I sneezed. And peed at the same time. I had no control. I twas one mother-effer of a sneeze and the pee just came out. They laughed at me for months. And sneezing still scared me alittle.

Now cowboy up guys. Share.

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Dora is NOT my trool!

[dora]

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Dora is NOT my trool!

you dont like that saying?

[WoolyGoat]

Not the point.

[Michman]

the point is Wooly talks like that all the time but doesnt want anyone to know it.

[BIRD33]

I once clicked on a thread where Michman was the last person to post.

[Major Private]

Ok. When I was about 13 (the most embaressable age) I was in NC with my extended family, in about 4 carloads of people. They drug me around all day shopping, and I was bored to tears. I saw a jet ski rental place, and started bugging them to stop, and let ME have some fun! Ok so they stopped and rented me a jet ski for 20 minutes or so. There were quite a few people on the beach, so I decided I was gonna show off my supurb skillz. I started wailing on the Jetski, and doing every trick I knew. I looked back at the beach, and it seemed like everyone was watching me. This spurred me on to greater trick efforts. I was pulling out all the stops now, underwater, jumps all the bad ass tricks. It seemed like the more I rode, the more people were watching me. I thought I was the shit!. Finally they waved me back in, and I rode back up to the beach, tired as hell, but really feeling like King Stud. EVERYONE was STILL looking at me (and a bunch of hotties) so I got off the 'ski and walked up to where my family was standing, watching chicks still checking me out!
Well...... When I got up next to my family, my Aunt leaned over and said to me "the back of your swim trunks are split wide open!!!!!"
Instantly the harsh realization of what just happened to me hit, and REALLY why everybody was watching me. Rather than a 'ski guru, they were watching my oblivious dumbass acting the fool. I died a 1000 deaths that day.

[Michman]

I once clicked on a thread where Michman was the last person to post.

do you realize we actually agreed on something today? whats this world comming to.

PS. it was Tampa over the Lions.