[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Remember Tom's epoch idea that we all sign up for match.com. I get about 3 a week, still.

Here's one I just got:



Says she's a muslim and her best feature is her butt. We are a 84% match it says.

Hello ,am a shy person at first who later comes to get comfortable wen I get used to my initial enviroment or mate, am single right now n have been for a while, am fun to be wit, believe in love n romance, I know my prince is out there waitng for me, I am humble, conciderate n a pateint lady, I need a healty sex life, n somebody who will be there for me, am also seeking fun n adventure, I have never tried alot of things in my life n am looking for that lover who is willing to teach me n be there to love n show affection.

^^Wow, that's a big sentence

[COLOR="Blue"]favorite hot spots:
I would love to go see the beach, want to go to jamaica, eypty or paris.I have never been to a strip club, I will want to see how it looks [/COLOR]

Where is eypty?

[SanDog]

Remember Tom's epoch idea that we all sign up for match.com. I get about 3 a week, still.

Here's one I just got:



Says she's a muslim and her best feature is her butt. We are a 84% match it says.

Hello ,am a shy person at first who later comes to get comfortable wen I get used to my initial enviroment or mate, am single right now n have been for a while, am fun to be wit, believe in love n romance, I know my prince is out there waitng for me, I am humble, conciderate n a pateint lady, I need a healty sex life, n somebody who will be there for me, am also seeking fun n adventure, I have never tried alot of things in my life n am looking for that lover who is willing to teach me n be there to love n show affection.

^^Wow, that's a big sentence

favorite hot spots:
I would love to go see the beach, want to go to jamaica, eypty or paris.I have never been to a strip club, I will want to see how it looks

Where is eypty?

You should take to her to "open pole" night at the Eager Beaver.

[TomFoolery]

That is fucking awesome. You need to contact her and post the conversation here for the good of this board.

[SanDog]

You should tell her you love her syrup.

[Paddy]

Remember Tom's epoch idea that we all sign up for match.com. I get about 3 a week, still.

The idea that keeps on giving.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

That is fucking awesome. You need to contact her and post the conversation here for the good of this board.

You have to pay money to do that shit.

[TomFoolery]

You have to pay money to do that shit.

Sincerely,

The guy that makes as much as everyone else on this board combined

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Sincerely,

The guy that makes as much as everyone else on this board combined

Its all a troll job to fuck with clay.

[TomFoolery]

Its all a troll job to fuck with clay.

Shut the fuck up and pay for a month, you shithead. Do it for the good of the board.

[ntype]

what's up with all your tissues tom ?

[Belle]

holy crap.. thats funny.. im gonna start one.. and post what i get here..

[Belle]

nevermind.

[PurpleHaze]

what's up with all your tissues tom ?

It's supposed to be viagra. :loool:

[Raiden]

It's supposed to be viagra. :loool:

kekekeke

[Flumper's Match.com Nubian Princess]

You have to pay money to do that shit.

I'm worth it.

[Dr. Lecter]

I'm worf it.

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