[NappyDude]

who's passed em'...

teh pots
pee's
hairs
boold...

etc...


dicsuss...

[Bill]

last one I had to take was at the MEPS back in 93.

[goldan]

I passed a piss test, but I was clean

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Last drug test I took was in 7th grade. I think I made a 92. I missed the one about whether speed was an amphetamine or barbituate, I think.

[goldan]

You can't fail with this stuff.

[Bill]

You can't fail with this stuff.

unless it's hair....then you're screwed.

[goldan]

unless it's hair....then you're screwed.

I forgot about that parole just does piss

[Bill]

I forgot about that parole just does piss

Parole?

I get the feeling there's one helluva story there.

[goldan]

Parole?

I get the feeling there's one helluva story there.

Not me. I know bad people

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

I forgot about that parole just does piss

Flumper logic goes like this. Parole, means jail time. Retsod is female. Retsod has been in jail. Retsod eats the pussy.

[goldan]

Flumper logic goes like this. Parole, means jail time. Retsod is female. Retsod has been in jail. Retsod eats the pussy.

I've never been arrested

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

I've never been arrested

Then why were you in a jail eating pussy? Huh?

[goldan]

Then why were you in a jail eating pussy? Huh?

It's my way of giving back to the community

[SanDog]

It's my way of giving back to the community

Excellent.

[Blondie]

Nice.


So anyhoo- go to your local head shop and look for this stuff called "Urine luck" it's put out by Tommy Chong...works like a charm. There's also a shampoo out if you're doing a folical (sp?) test.

[Anhil8tor]

I've never taken a drug test

[Flex Gunmetal]

I failed for pot/blow when I was like 16 for a Safeway piss test. The fuckers still hired me.
I have to take em like once a month now so I have been clean for almost 2 months. (Probation)

[ntype]

I think that this is somewhat illegal to do those tests if you aren't from the police in my country.

anyhow this is just absurd I would pee on their face like "hey fukkers TASTE MY PISS, IF YOU GET HIGH IT'S THAT I'M PUTTING MY NOSE INTO THE SUGAR BOWL SINCE LAST WEEK WITHOUT A STOP, or only because I went to the fast food and you never know the nasty things you can get there".

(unzips pants goes out)

[Tommy]

Nice.


So anyhoo- go to your local head shop and look for this stuff called "Urine luck" it's put out by Tommy Chong...works like a charm. There's also a shampoo out if you're doing a folical (sp?) test.

I've been told there's absolutely no way around a folical (sp) test.