[Banana]

this one is about snarg

There was an Old Person whose habits,
Induced him to feed upon rabbits;
When he'd eaten eighteen,
He turned perfectly green,
Upon which he relinquished those habits.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

you used 'habits' twice.

[what?]

that's not a very good one

[Banana]

Do you think I made it up?

[Banana]

There was a Young Lady of Dorking,
Who bought a large bonnet for walking;
But its colour and size,
So bedazzled her eyes,
That she very soon went back to Dorking.

[Sassy]

There was a Young Lady of Dorking,
Who bought a large bonnet for walking;
But its colour and size,
So bedazzled her eyes,
That she very soon went back to Dorking.

What happened to
Young Lady of DorkingWho bought a large bonnet for walking;But its color and sizeSo bedazzled her eyesThat she very soon went back to Dorking
?

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

If I was a mod, i'd make a word filter for "Dorking" = "Throating cocks for $1"

[Sassy]

If I was a mod, i'd make a word filter for "Dorking" = "Throating cocks for $1"

Try it.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Try it.

I did. Nothing.

[Vitamin E]

you used 'habits' twice.

It's cool, homie. She's a nun.

[Paddy]

'Coz banana and apple are sisters
My palms are all covered in blisters
I picture them peeled
And both of them kneeled
As we played the game naked twister(s)

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

'Coz banana and apple are sisters
My palms are all covered in blisters
I picture them peeled
And both of them kneeled
As we played the game naked twister(s)

I'll rack it. At least the first four lines. Then it sort of sucked major shit.

[BIRD33]

There once was a hick named flumper
His uncle used to abuse his dumper
He's started to think he's hardcore
But we all know he's no more
Than a five dollar cock pumper

[Tbagger]

Great thaerd for a mimic theard.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

There once was a site called insane train.
Until all of the heavies became pussies and fucking left for other sites in the rain.
They let the minions bolster their egos,
And sucked their balls like gay crack heads with legos,
And their vag's were cramping too much to come back again.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

There once was a hick named flumper
His uncle used to abuse his dumper
He's started to think he's hardcore
But we all know he's no more
Than a five dollar cock pumper

There once was a wigger named BIRD33,
With his coat and tie he's hardcore wannabe,
He played like he died,
But nobody cried.
Now he sucks cocks behind the Dairy Queen.

[BIRD33]

There once was a man named Flumper Barflusterbut
Truck stops were his prefered place to swallow a nut
One day a trucker died
And flumper used his tounge to try to revive
but no amount of tonsil hockey could keep the pearly gates shut

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

I laffed.

[Banana]

Fuck people! Are we all insenstive morons now?!

[Sassy]

Fuck people! Are we all insenstive morons now?!

Why are you using that kind of language?Oh.
We are just having a little chat.w