[Blondie]

Why do men have nipples?

Why can't you get a tan on your palms?

How many men does it take to put a toilet seat down?

Why does it take a million sperm to fertalize one egg?



I'll think of more later.

[Jimmy]

Why do men have nipples?

Balance.

Why can't you get a tan on your palms?

They never see the sun.

How many men does it take to put a toilet seat down?

One when he must poopy

Why does it take a million sperm to fertalize one egg?

Cause that's all you can make. Lazy broads. We'd fertilize a million if you'd make em.

[Blondie]

Why are men even here when we have vibrators? :S


Oh yeah, we need someone to mow the lawn.

[what?]

Why do men have nipples?

as adolescents, it's so we too can endure the pain of a purple nurple or titty twister. after puberty, it focuses the chest hair growth. hair grows in symmetry to the nipples, either around the nipples evenly or geometrically symmetrical to them. plus either you or some other chick said you like to see 'em pierced. not my thing, but whatever gets you goin

Why can't you get a tan on your palms?

I can, but it rubs off on my dong when I'm jackin'. strangely, my dong isn't tan, so I don't know where it goes. weird

How many men does it take to put a toilet seat down?

believe it or not, I do

Why does it take a million sperm to fertalize one egg?

it doesn't, but my sac can't tell if I'm bouncin' offa yer cervix or you're jackin' me on yer tits. and I like to blow a big load on the tits

[Blondie]

:loool:

[Tbagger]

Why does it take a million sperm to fertalize one egg?

Sperm are like ni7798ers. Only one in amillion do any real work.

[Blondie]

No you didn't!