02-02-2007, 09:22 PM
Banana Wrote:Go back to the arcade, dipshit.
Why? Spork is bored of the arcade.
-SporK
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-SPorK
When's the last time you were arrested?
Why? Spork is bored of the arcade.
-SporK
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-SPorK
02-06-2007, 07:02 PM
A Pennsylvania State Trooper pulled a car over on I-81 about two miles north
of the PA/MD state line. When the trooper asked the driver why he was
speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler on his
way to Harrisburg to do a show that night at the Zembo Shrine Circus, and
didn't want to be late.
The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by
juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him, he would
not give him a ticket. The driver told the trooper that he had sent all of his
equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The trooper told
him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he
could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so the trooper got three
flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.
While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the patrol c ar,
a drunk got out, and watched the performance briefly . He then went over to the patrol car,
opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him doing this and went over to the patrol
car, opened the door, and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, "You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there's no
way in Hell I can pass that test.
of the PA/MD state line. When the trooper asked the driver why he was
speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler on his
way to Harrisburg to do a show that night at the Zembo Shrine Circus, and
didn't want to be late.
The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by
juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him, he would
not give him a ticket. The driver told the trooper that he had sent all of his
equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The trooper told
him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he
could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so the trooper got three
flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.
While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the patrol c ar,
a drunk got out, and watched the performance briefly . He then went over to the patrol car,
opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him doing this and went over to the patrol
car, opened the door, and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, "You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there's no
way in Hell I can pass that test.
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02-06-2007, 07:26 PM
CT280 Wrote:maybe 5 yrs ago.Perhaps. I do not understand.
Who said I had to make sense ?
02-06-2007, 07:55 PM
you mean arrested or "questionned".
Like arrested it's a big never I mean I have my usual happy face and nice dude version even when I was helping friends and that is a great "hey that dude is no trouble" for the pigs.
questionned well lately for a stupid question of ordering special teas in the mail.
damn pigs
Like arrested it's a big never I mean I have my usual happy face and nice dude version even when I was helping friends and that is a great "hey that dude is no trouble" for the pigs.
questionned well lately for a stupid question of ordering special teas in the mail.
damn pigs
02-06-2007, 08:53 PM
Never.
The beauty of a woman is that she always laughs more than she cries. Always.
02-06-2007, 09:32 PM
The last time I got arrested (9 years ago) I was with my girlfriend at the time who was in college and I had got a hold of an ounce of weed for her to take back.For some reason we drove to this park thats usually pretty deserted and clambaked with a huge joint.So obviously a cop pulls into the parking lot and since its 10 at night and the car is totally filled with smoke I know we're fucked.Cop gets us out of the car and goes through our stuff and finds the ounce in her bag.I'm a stand up guy so I tell the cop its my weed, he doesnt believe me,we argue and he puts me in the back of his car.Next another cop pulls in with a drug sniffing dog and before they get it out of the car the cops says I have one last chance to fess up to any other drugs in the car.The only thing left was the joint I threw under the seat so I said no.They take the dog out of the cop car and I shit you not the car stinks so bad from the clambaking the dog is totally confused and circles to the front of the car and jumps right on the hood and starts barking like a madman.All the cops laugh as I did and I actually went back and got the half smoked joint the next day.I took the rap for the weed which ended up being fines and some type of classes.
See You In Toledo
02-06-2007, 10:16 PM
IBHUNG Wrote:Oct or Nov 06
Tell THIS story!
02-06-2007, 10:32 PM
Or just c&p it from X(sp?)
cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...
BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.
BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
02-06-2007, 10:33 PM
5 years ago.
02-06-2007, 10:38 PM
How do you people get caught? I've just been very lucky I guess
02-06-2007, 10:42 PM
Paddy Wrote:Or just c&p it from X(sp?)
Sorry to disappoint but he didn't post it at X (sp).
02-06-2007, 11:12 PM
4 years ago. Lucky to be alive. dui that I didnt even get out of the parking lot. Yah I know I'm retarded.
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TomFoolery Wrote:I like the cock. It's my favorite!
02-07-2007, 05:55 AM
more than retarded, a fucking douchebag, you're name has been forwarded to MADD
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