[VitaminE]

Two Gay Guys are walking through a zoo... They come across the
gorilla and notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection. The
gay men are fascinated by this. One of the men just can't bear it any
longer, and he reaches into the cage to touch it. The gorilla grabs
him, drags him into the cage and screws with him for six hours,
non-stop, while the zoo attendants helplessly stand by.... When he's
done, the gorilla throws the man out of the cage. An ambulance is
called and the man is taken away to the hospital.

A few days later, his friend visits him in the hospital and asks,
"Are you hurt?" "AM I HURT?" he shouts, "Wouldn't you be?
He hasn't called!!!! He hasn't written!!!!!"

[TomFoolery]

Stolen from another site:

Q: How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: Have a white tiger drag it across the stage.

[Mango]

Originally posted by TomFoolery_420@Jul 1 2004, 02:49 PM
Stolen from another site:

Q: How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: Have a white tiger drag it across the stage.

Why do you have to be so insensative?

[TomFoolery]

Originally posted by Mango+Jul 1 2004, 02:55 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Mango @ Jul 1 2004, 02:55 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-TomFoolery_420@Jul 1 2004, 02:49 PM
Stolen from another site:

Q: How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: Have a white tiger drag it across the stage.

Why do you have to be so insensative? [/b][/quote]
Because it's funny and I'm an asshole. Any other questions?

[VitaminE]

Here

I hope this isn't a repost (Diabolik has links to everything)