10-06-2004, 03:18 PM
THE LESBIAN COWBOY
An old cowboy, dressed in a cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs, and chaps sits in a bar sipping whiskey. A young woman sits down next to him and asks, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replies, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows, breaking horses, and mending fences, so I reckon I am. What are you?"
"Well," the woman answered, "I spend the whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think of women. When I eat, shower, watch tv, I always think about women. Everything makes me think of women. So, I'm a lesbian."
After the woman left, a couple sat down next to the cowboy. "Are you a real cowboy?" they asked.
The cowboy downed his drink and answered, "I always thought I was. But I just found out I was a lesbian."
An old cowboy, dressed in a cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs, and chaps sits in a bar sipping whiskey. A young woman sits down next to him and asks, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replies, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows, breaking horses, and mending fences, so I reckon I am. What are you?"
"Well," the woman answered, "I spend the whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think of women. When I eat, shower, watch tv, I always think about women. Everything makes me think of women. So, I'm a lesbian."
After the woman left, a couple sat down next to the cowboy. "Are you a real cowboy?" they asked.
The cowboy downed his drink and answered, "I always thought I was. But I just found out I was a lesbian."
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