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Figured I'd take a dip this morning. I just sneezed.
It's gonna take me 5 minutes to clean up my monitor, keyboard, desk fan, hands, shirt, and face. Discuss.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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do you have a coffee maker in your office?
if so, dump the remainder of the can in there with a couple scoops of folgers and brew.
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the site is safe for the next 5.
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I'm back. No stains on the shirt and a relatively smooth cleanup. Also, I'll be donating more points to CT. That fucker sure does suck today.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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sorry Tom i'll be more careful not to fart while your rimming me. but damn u clean up nice.
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TomFoolery Wrote:I like the cock. It's my favorite!
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Bummer
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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Hows the mouth cancer been treating ya? Guess I cant asked for head from you anymore.
apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:
Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.
pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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Yeah, copenhagen here too.
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TomFoolery Wrote:Apparantly my head technique is better than ever. Since I had my lower jaw removed and all my teeth fell out people won't have to worry about me biting or toothing their cocks any more.
Sounds good TF. I'll pick you up around 8.
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damn clown. you posted too fast
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Asshat Wrote:I am beginning to think that my penis is not large enough, my wife is not right for me, my penis is too small.
PurpleHaze Wrote:Spank me baby!
PurpleHaze Wrote:I'm drunk. Who wants a nekkid pic?
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My Dad dips with that stuff. He spits in Pepsi's cans and when I was about 8, I thought it was Pepsi and I drank it.
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Tribal Dragon Wrote:You should've stabbed him for that.
He used to feed me dog beef jerky too. I thought it was regular beef jerky.
P.S. My dad didn't know I'd drink his tobacco spit.
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Cope - Sneeze = everywhere !
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My dad is just a funny person like that. I :wub: him.
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