[Anhil8tor]

http://www.ling.upenn.edu/~kurisuto/rusty/rusty.html

[Bill]

I havn't read the story, but my horse is not gay!

[VitaminE]

I havn't read the story, but my horse is not gay!

Everyone knows being the giver doesn't make you gay! (sup cLaY)

[asshat]

:loool: I read the whole damn thing.

"Rusty, you shouldn't play with yourself, you'll go blind." Then Rusty wondered if he could just do it until he needed glasses.


HAHAHAHAH FUnny story.

EDIT: Fixed "shouldn't"

[Anhil8tor]

Remembering the fireman gave Rusty a funny feeling. He wished he could be together with the fireman again

[Anhil8tor]

The real shocker came at dinner that night. "I wish a fireman would take off all his clothes and sleep with me in my bed," said Rusty. "And I wish he would put a dog leash on me."

Mother nearly choked on her tomato aspic. "Eat your dinner, Rusty," said Mother. "And be quiet."


*keeping in mind the boy is sposed to be 9*

[asshat]

Did you read the part where they parents were trying to accept him. He asks his father for a leash. His dad says, "Rusty, the dog has a leash". Rusty says, "Its not for the dog". The father chuckles uncomfortably.

[Anhil8tor]

This should have been a "Which ITer wrote this" thread....