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I Just Got A Tooth Pulled
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I've got some extra strength Vicodin though and I get to miss work the next couple of days.

Only downside is that my mouth has been bleeding like a motherfucker and I'm almost out of gauze. If I run out and this is still bleeding I'm going to grab a tampon from my roommate's girlfeind and stick it in my mouth.

I'll take a picture and post it here if that does happen.
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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got some extra strength Vicodin though and I get to miss work the next couple of days.

Only downside is that my mouth has been bleeding like a motherfucker and I'm almost out of gauze. If I run out and this is still bleeding I'm going to grab a tampon from my roommate's girlfeind and stick it in my mouth.

I'll take a picture and post it here if that does happen.
Is she flowin'? If you're embarassed to ask for a new one, you could just wring out an old one from the trash.
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#3

this is why we missed ya what? ?

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#4

The old lady is about off her rag. She might spare ya a few!!! :lol:

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#5

just in time, eh jdub??
time to get yer palms waxed

Confusednarg:

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#6

snarg Wrote:just in time, eh jdub??
time to get yer palms waxed

Confusednarg:
I'm gonna knock the bottom out that sumbitch!!! :lol:
Or she's sleeping the fuck outside!!!! :mad:

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#7

do they have bottoms??

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#8

snarg Wrote:do they have bottoms??
yeah. Be careful pounding too deep too hard, you'll flatten out the head.
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#9

snarg Wrote:do they have bottoms??
Don't really know about bottoms. But, I might paralyze her when I hit her spine!!! :lol:

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#10

I'm totaly fucking lost

Hummer

Member of Sons of Cunilingus
Asshat Wrote:I am beginning to think that my penis is not large enough, my wife is not right for me, my penis is too small.


PurpleHaze Wrote:Spank me baby!

PurpleHaze Wrote:I'm drunk. Who wants a nekkid pic?
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#11

HUMMER Wrote:I'm totaly fucking lost
I'll explain later.

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#12

Wouldn't you rather show me? Wink

Hummer

Member of Sons of Cunilingus
Asshat Wrote:I am beginning to think that my penis is not large enough, my wife is not right for me, my penis is too small.


PurpleHaze Wrote:Spank me baby!

PurpleHaze Wrote:I'm drunk. Who wants a nekkid pic?
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#13

I've already got a stalker, but thanks!!! :lol:

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#14

Well you're mine now. i got bored with BDIC

Hummer

Member of Sons of Cunilingus
Asshat Wrote:I am beginning to think that my penis is not large enough, my wife is not right for me, my penis is too small.


PurpleHaze Wrote:Spank me baby!

PurpleHaze Wrote:I'm drunk. Who wants a nekkid pic?
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#15

HUMMER Wrote:Well you're mine now. i got bored with BDIC
Ok, just be gentle!!

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#16

i guess with hummer ya could hit the back instead of the bottom, jdub
just sayin'

Confusednarg:

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#17

You got one tooth pulled and you get time off from work? Pussy.
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#18

Does "Tom's Wisdom Tooth" sound like an oxymoron to anyone else?
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#19

minorthreat Wrote:You got one tooth pulled and you get time off from work? Pussy.

Fuck, if the doc tells me to sit on my ass for two days I'm not going to argue with him.
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#20

TomFoolery Wrote:Fuck, if the doc tells me to sit on my ass for two days I'm not going to argue with him.
where the fuck did he pull that tooth from anyway?
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