[TomFoolery]

I'm scoping out the place while a couple of friends shoot the shit. I make eye contact with a female, and determine that she's pretty cute. We look at each other for about 3 seconds. I smile and then get back to the conversation.

About a minute later I look back in her general direction and see that her friend is looking at me. As soon as we (her friend and I) make eye contact she turns around quickly, as if that would make it appear like she wasn't looking at me. I continue talking with my friends.

2 or 3 minutes later I see both of the girls talking to a dude while he's looking at me. I check for boogers on my shirt and since there are none there I continue talking with my friends.

Then my friend Tim sits down with their group and they start talking to him. About 30 seconds later I hear this:

Tim: "Who, him? That's my friend Tom. Tom, come here". I walk to the table. "Tom, this is Angie. Angie, Tom."

TF: "Nice to meet you".

Tim: "Were you checking Angie out?"

TF: "Uh...no."

Amy (Angie's not good looking friend): "He was checking me out".

Tim: "I don't blame him, you're fucking hot"


I can't say anything. If I agree with Tim then I just lied about checking her out--if I tell her she's a 4.5 then I'm a dickhead that will be wearing her vodka & cranberry.

After about 20 seonds of completely awkward silence:

Faith (Tim's girl): "Well aren't you glad we called you over here to clear everything up?"

TF: "Yeah, this was a lot of fun. Now if you don't mind I'm going to go back to my table and resume being the creepy guy that ogles all the females here"

(total silence until I realize nobody is going to laugh at my joke. I turn around and walk away.)




Fuckin' cunts. I'm sick of this town and their egotistical women that don't have a sense of humor.

[CT280]

will they be coming to chicago with you?

[St0ney]

aww

you can check me out.

[TomFoolery]

I should invite them and drop them off on the south side at 3:00 a.m.

[TomFoolery]

aww

you can check me out.

Sweet. You like guys that use lame pickup lines and tell jokes that aren't funny?

[CT280]

Sweet. You like guys that use lame pickup lines and tell jokes that aren't funny?

dude, that's beau. got any vikes left?

[St0ney]

Sweet. You like guys that use lame pickup lines and tell jokes that aren't funny?

I think you're plenty funny.

[TomFoolery]

dude, that's beau. got any vikes left?

Thanks for the e-cock block.

I've still got about 10 left but they're disappearing rapidly. If the dentist didn't have to saw away the bone underneath my tooth I'd be in a lot less pain and I could save some and/or give some away.

[TomFoolery]

I think you're plenty funny.

Come sit in my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

[greg]

Tom, Tom, Tom, I must meet you to give you direction. You, my friend, had pussy in your hand and blew it.


PS. I'll do this no-charge.

[minorthreat]

Dood that sucks. I've been there. Always being asked to jump on the grenade.

[Anhil8tor]

Tom you should come down to LA..... plenty of bitches fall for weak pickup lines. As long as you don't mind the southern accent (sup tammyc) you'd be in!!!

[Devious]

Tom you should come down to LA..... plenty of bitches fall for weak pickup lines. As long as you don't mind the southern accent (sup tammyc) you'd be in!!!

How was Fat Tuesday yesterday??

[Jesse Antarctica]

mmh ok southside doesn't seems to be a good place for a hotel so (but they were lookin' cheap)

[VitaminE]

I must have missed the part when you pulled your cock out and said can we skip the small talk.

The Tom I know lives by these six words.....

When in doubt, whip it out!

[Jesse Antarctica]

Tom you should come down to LA..... plenty of bitches fall for weak pickup lines. As long as you don't mind the southern accent (sup tammyc) you'd be in!!!

"the big lebowsky" (the dude), is that southern accent when the narrator speaks at the beginning ?

[Bill]

I must have missed the part when you pulled your cock out and said can we skip the small talk.

The Tom I know lives by these six words.....

When in doubt, whip it out!

no shit, the one thing that would have been sure to make everyone laugh....

On a serious note, Tom please tell me your kidding, that's twice you've blown it with a chick since I've came here.??? what gives dood! you get all cocked up in the presance of cute chicks or what?

[CT280]

Thanks for the e-cock block.

I've still got about 10 left but they're disappearing rapidly. If the dentist didn't have to saw away the bone underneath my tooth I'd be in a lot less pain and I could save some and/or give some away.

if you practice here, your fucking game needs work. see 1st post in thread.

[cLaY]

flatter her with honesty...not the 4.5 point cunt swab, the hotty.
convo should go kinda like this:

Tim: "Who, him? That's my friend Tom. Tom, come here". I walk to the table. "Tom, this is Angie. Angie, Tom."

TF: "Nice to meet you".

Tim: "Were you checking Angie out?"

TF: "Yes, I couldn't help myself, Angie can I buy you a drink?"

Angie: "Sure!"

This is where you walk off with her to the bar to strike up a conversation. Get the important shit out of the way, school, where's she live, relationship, etc. Buy her another drink when she's done, the drunker she is the funniers you will seem. Don't try being a hard ass...only chicks that dig that shit are in HS.

[Bill]

flatter her with honesty...not the 4.5 point cunt swab, the hotty.
convo should go kinda like this:

Tim: "Who, him? That's my friend Tom. Tom, come here". I walk to the table. "Tom, this is Angie. Angie, Tom."

TF: "Nice to meet you".

Tim: "Were you checking Angie out?"

TF: "Yes, I couldn't help myself, Angie can I buy you a drink?"

Angie: "Sure!"

This is where you walk off with her to the bar to strike up a conversation. Get the important shit out of the way, school, where's she live, relationship, etc. Buy her another drink when she's done, the drunker she is the funniers you will seem. Don't try being a hard ass...only chicks that dig that shit are in HS.

amen Bro!,

but don't forget, if you find you might really like this chick don't let getting her into the sack be your main objective. doods are always trying to get hot chicks right from the bar into a bed. they're used to that shit. be different, don't act like it's priority No 1 and she'll come off that Tang like you wouldn't believe. and she'll be really into you for it.