[TomFoolery]

Tara Reid was in the checkout line in front of me. I started shooting the shit with her, and eventually I asked why she was in town.

She told me that she used to come up here to get fucked up while she was in college; turns out she likes the place, so she is house shopping in the area.

We laughed and she almost gave me her number. Then she left, and I completed my transaction.

[asshat]

Did she tell you about the time that she asked me to slice off her nipple with a potato peeler, chew it up, and then graft it back on with JB Weld? The chic is crazy!

[cLaY]

does she look better or worse in person?

[TomFoolery]

does she look better or worse in person?

I can't remember.

[cLaY]

did you touch her boob?

[minorthreat]

You sure it wasn't Netboy Reid instead?

[Hamcannon]

did "she" have an adam's apple?

[Charon]

Of all the times to have an xtra TF shirt to give away, you blew your chance.