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I Had A Couple of Fucked Up Dreams Last Night
#1

The first one involved TammyC for some reason. We were trapped in North Korea, all these Koreans were marching around with decomposed bodies on sticks. We slipped down into the sewer manhole and found a whole city of room and tunnels with little roads that transported push carts. Me and Tammy jumped on one and took off, but the roads sucked so we didnt get very far. We jumped off and started walking when we found a bunch of Korean dudes slamming eachother in the ass with butt plugs. I freaked out at this point and woke myself up.

My next dream was really weird too. I'm driving through Colorado with my dog. I stop at a gas station, get out and buy something or other. Come back outside and my truck and dog are gone. I freak out, turn around and Jay-Z is asking me what's wrong. He told me he could give me a ride to find my truck. So I get in this huge ass van and climb to the back with Jay-Z. Me, Jay-Z, and Michael Irvin proceed to roll up a fat blunt and get faded. Next thing I know we're driving around a highway intrance ramp and my fucking dog jumps up and hits the window I'm sitting next to. We stop, grab my dog and keep driving and smoking the blunt.

Weird night of sleep I tell ya.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#2

Im hungry.

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#3

cLaY Wrote:The first one involved TammyC for some reason. We were trapped in North Korea, all these Koreans were marching around with decomposed bodies on sticks. We slipped down into the sewer manhole and found a whole city of room and tunnels with little roads that transported push carts. Me and Tammy jumped on one and took off, but the roads sucked so we didnt get very far. We jumped off and started walking when we found a bunch of Korean dudes slamming eachother in the ass with butt plugs. I freaked out at this point and woke myself up.

My next dream was really weird too. I'm driving through Colorado with my dog. I stop at a gas station, get out and buy something or other. Come back outside and my truck and dog are gone. I freak out, turn around and Jay-Z is asking me what's wrong. He told me he could give me a ride to find my truck. So I get in this huge ass van and climb to the back with Jay-Z. Me, Jay-Z, and Michael Irvin proceed to roll up a fat blunt and get faded. Next thing I know we're driving around a highway intrance ramp and my fucking dog jumps up and hits the window I'm sitting next to. We stop, grab my dog and keep driving and smoking the blunt.

Weird night of sleep I tell ya.

Nice dawg. I usually dont get dreams like that unless I am taking disassociatives or something. If you were sober and had those youre a fucking weirdo.
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Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Nice dawg. I usually dont get dreams like that unless I am taking disassociatives or something. If you were sober and had those youre a fucking weirdo.

I was completely sober, didn't have the chance to toke up yesterday. Funny thing is, I don't usually remember dreams.

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#5

kill -HUP clays brain

Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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#6

dood you really need to lay off the cronic.........
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#7

i'm kinda disappointed this isn't getting more run than Ct's "Guess What..." thread.

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#8

that thread is why my rep points are off the charts, douglas.
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#9

I thought that dreaming required the existance of the portion of the vertebrate central nervous system that is enclosed within the cranium? Confusedcratch:
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haze_e734oo2395168776 Wrote:I thought that dreaming required the existance of the portion of the vertebrate central nervous system that is enclosed within the cranium? Confusedcratch:

If you're trying to sound smart, first know what you are talking about.

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#11

I'm sorry Clay.. did I confuse you?

I meant that you have no brain. Is that better?
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#12

I had a dream that you fell in love with me, Clay.
I woke up vomiting.
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#13

haze_e734oo2395168776 Wrote:I'm sorry Clay.. did I confuse you?

I meant that you have no brain. Is that better?

No it still sucked

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#14

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:I had a dream that you fell in love with me, Clay.
I woke up vomiting.

Die

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#15

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:I had a dream that you fell in love with me, Clay.
I woke up vomiting.
Funny. I had the same dream, and woke up all wet.
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#16

PurpleHaze Wrote:Funny. I had the same dream, and woke up all wet.

2nd

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#17

PurpleHaze Wrote:Funny. I had the same dream, and woke up all wet.


And you're admitting that? :eek:
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#18

Clay can fit his fist in his mouth bluey. He's desired by both males and females on this board.
Why the fuck am I telling YOU? You're my trool. You already know that by being my creation.

suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
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Dr. Lecter Wrote:Clay can fit his fist in his mouth bluey. He's desired by both males and females on this board.
Why the fuck am I telling YOU? You're my trool. You already know that by being my creation.


Damn you. G$D will never stop pestering me now.
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#20

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Damn you. G$D will never stop pestering me now.

If this is somebodys troll seriously stop.Its not working and just plain sucks.

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