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Care to Share Your Fourth of July Stories?
#1

I don't

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#2

not with anyone here I don't Rolleyes
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#3

Beaucephus Wrote:not with anyone here I don't Rolleyes

Whatever, dude you can't PM VitE a story like that, then post shit like this.

Do you mind if I post it in the GF?
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#4

VitaminE Wrote:Whatever, dude you can't PM VitE a story like that, then post shit like this.

Do you mind if I post it in the GF?

fucking tattle tell. :|
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#5

okay I'll go.

No sooner had I set up my lawn chair at water's edge and spread my beach towel over it, I leaned back and felt a sharp pinch on my right shoulder blade. Looking around, I spied a damn bee on the back of my chair.

Fukker stung me! There I was, minding my own business and the damn bee zapped me. I was pretty mad and said some naughty words out loud. A friend had to come over and get the stinger out, which hurt worse. I'm afraid more bad words were uttered.

There is still a red welt on my back. Asshole bee.
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#6

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:okay I'll go.

No sooner had I set up my lawn chair at water's edge and spread my beach towel over it, I leaned back and felt a sharp pinch on my right shoulder blade. Looking around, I spied a damn bee on the back of my chair.

Fukker stung me! There I was, minding my own business and the damn bee zapped me. I was pretty mad and said some naughty words out loud. A friend had to come over and get the stinger out, which hurt worse. I'm afraid more bad words were uttered.

There is still a red welt on my back. Asshole bee.

I didn't read this

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#7

i hate bees.
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#8

It was fucking 102 degrees here yesterday. hung out at the pool, bbq'd and that about it. Hell drinking beer was even a bitch in that heat. :|
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#9

bout 30 people over to the house....lots of beer and grilled some burgers and stuff. Volley ball in the pool.. watched fireworks from the hot tub.

good times.
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#10

a few epic sex sessions with the wife..

hamburgers, ka-bobs, bbqed tuna, fireworks etc
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#11

I went to the driving range and then watched Snatch and Slap Shot. It was a rather uneventful day that closed out my rather uneventful weekend.

P.S. I caught my Lotrimin Ultra laced foot on my workout shorts while putting them on yesterday, and some of it rubbed off on my balls. The shit kinda stung until I washed it off.
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#12

cLaY Wrote:I didn't read this


Yes, Clay, you did, and you loved it.
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#13

TomFoolery Wrote:I went to the driving range and then watched Snatch and Slap Shot. It was a rather uneventful day that closed out my rather uneventful weekend.

P.S. I caught my Lotrimin Ultra laced foot on my workout shorts while putting them on yesterday, and some of it rubbed off on my balls. The shit kinda stung until I washed it off.

FYI Gasoline stings too.
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#14

anhil8tor Wrote:a few epic sex sessions with the wife..

hamburgers, ka-bobs, bbqed tuna, fireworks etc


Your wifes a freak.:blink:

See You In Toledo
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#15

BIRD33 Wrote:Your wifes a freak.:blink:


the .... was the end of that sentence
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#16

Go fuck yourself is the beginning of this sentence.

See You In Toledo
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#17

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:okay I'll go.

No sooner had I set up my lawn chair at water's edge and spread my beach towel over it, I leaned back and felt a sharp pinch on my right shoulder blade. Looking around, I spied a damn bee on the back of my chair.

Fukker stung me! There I was, minding my own business and the damn bee zapped me. I was pretty mad and said some naughty words out loud. A friend had to come over and get the stinger out, which hurt worse. I'm afraid more bad words were uttered.

There is still a red welt on my back. Asshole bee.


Why didnt you look first?

apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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#18

Michman Wrote:Why didnt you look first?

Look first??? I'm supposed to be looking for random bees that have no business being down at the water? I mean are there any flowers to polinate there? No. Are there any hives to work in? No. That bee was out of line.

I believe I will write a letter to the city. There may be a lawsuit.
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#19

no

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#20

Odysseus Wrote:no

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I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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