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Hillbilly Love Poem
#1

I love my people:


Suzie Anne done fell in love;
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy 'bout it all
She told her Pappy so.

Pappy told her, "Susie gal,
You'll have to find another.
I'd just as soon yo'Ma don't know,
But Joe is yo'half brother"

So Susie put aside her Joe
And planned to marry Will.
But after telling Pappy this,
He said, "There's trouble still...

You can't marry Will, my gal.,
And please don't tell your Mother,
But Will and Jo and several mo'
I know is yo'half brother"

But Mama knew and said, "My child,
Just do what makes yo' happy.
Marry Will or marry Joe
You ain't no kin to Pappy.
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#2

Marry had a little lamb
everything was fine
until the nuclear blast
vaporized the whole retarded town


end of story.
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#3

Interesting poem,
but it ain't the truth.
They wun't be so artculate,
With only one tooth.

suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
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#4

Dr. Lecter Wrote:Interesting poem,
but it ain't the truth.
They wun't be so artculate,
With only one tooth.

My tractor is green
My dog's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky to have
a sweet thing like you.
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