all nice and picked Mrs Bill up some flowers on the way home....My penis was trying to get some attention. but the bitch did nothing but nag me all evening about shit I needed to be doing on the addition. She ask me a question, not understand the answer then get pissy when I had to explain shit to her in simple mind terms. I went from wanting to nail her to wanting to beat her skull in with a hammer in about 2 hours......looks like this is going to be a good week.
Sounds as though your penis may have found the red door anyways.
you know that's the good part to being married....you know your dry spells will end within a week....
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Banana Wrote:Sounds as though your penis may have found the red door anyways.
suggesting Aunt Flo came to visit....><
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