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I've spent most of the morning...
#1

Planning my wedding.



I had a friend who booked her reception site before she was even engaged...but it worked, because a month later, he proposed. I'm thinking that if I plan it all out, wahoo will have to follow through.

fem Wrote:Now I'm just stupid.

fem Wrote:I enjoy being a dumb cunt. Thanks.

TomFoolery Wrote:You hurt me so bad, but I just can't stop loving you.
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#2

poor guy...T&Ps dood.
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#3

This would make me break up with a woman.

See You In Toledo
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#4

Hey PBA....after he pops the Q? what will you find to complain about next?
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#5

BIRD33 Wrote:This would make me break up with a woman.

99th ........ I have broken up with chicks before for this same reason.
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#6

paybacksare Wrote:Planning my wedding.



I had a friend who booked her reception site before she was even engaged...but it worked, because a month later, he proposed. I'm thinking that if I plan it all out, wahoo will have to follow through.
I'd dump your ass and move on to the next gold digger.

[Image: are-you-gold-digger.jpg]

Son, I am Disappoint.
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#7

paybacksare Wrote:Planning my wedding.



I had a friend who booked her reception site before she was even engaged...but it worked, because a month later, he proposed. I'm thinking that if I plan it all out, wahoo will have to follow through.

so if he fully plans out a 3some with your maid of honor you will follow through with it?
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#8

Tribal Dragon Wrote:I'd dump your ass and move on to the next gold digger.

[Image: are-you-gold-digger.jpg]

:lool:
Every time that Kanye West song comes on, wahoo just looks at me and nods.... Confusedcratch:

fem Wrote:Now I'm just stupid.

fem Wrote:I enjoy being a dumb cunt. Thanks.

TomFoolery Wrote:You hurt me so bad, but I just can't stop loving you.
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#9

paybacksare Wrote::lool:
Every time that Kanye West song comes on, wahoo just looks at me and nods.... Confusedcratch:
That's not good. My Ex forced me to marry her as well. I divorced her 14 months later.



Jamie Foxx]
She take my money when I'm in need
Yea she's a trifflin friend indeed
Oh she's a gold digga way over town
That digs on me

[Chorus:]
(She give me money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
But she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
(She give me money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
but she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head


[Verse 1:]
Cutie the bomb
Met her at a beauty salon
With a baby louis vuitton
Under her underarm
She said I can tell you rock
I can tell by ya charm
Far as girls you got a flock
I can tell by ya charm and ya arm
but I'm lookin for the one
have you seen her
My psychic told me she'll have a ass like Serena
Trina, Jennifer Lopez, four kids
An I gotta take all they bad ass to show-biz
Ok get ya kids but then they got their friends
I Pulled up in the Benz, they all got up in
We all went to din and then I had to pay
If you f**kin with this girl then you betta be paid
You know why
It take too much to touch her
From what I heard she got a baby by Busta
My best friend say she use to f*ck wit Usher
I dont care what none of ya'll say I still love her

[Chorus:]
(She give me money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
But she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
(She give me money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
but she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
get down girl go head get down (i gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (i gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (i gotta leave)
get down girl go head

[Verse 2:]
18 years, 18 years
She got one of yo kids got you for 18 years
I know somebody payin child support for one of his kids
His baby momma's car and crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV Any Given Sunday
Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was spose to buy ya shorty TYCO with ya money
She went to the doctor got lipo with ya money
She walkin around lookin like Michael with ya money
Should of got that insured, GEICO for ya moneeey
If you aint no punk holla We Want Prenup
WE WANT PRENUP!, Yeaah
It's something that you need to have
Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on the 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his

[Chorus:]
(She give me money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
But she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
(She give me money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
but she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head

[Verse 3:]
Now I aint sayin you a gold digger you got needs
You dont want a dude to smoke but he can't buy weed
You go out to eat and he cant pay yall cant leave
There's dishes in the back, he gotta roll up his sleeves
But while yall washin watch him
He gone make it into a Benz out of that Datsun
He got that ambition baby look in his eyes
This week he moppin floorz next week it's the fries
So, stick by his side
I know his dude's ballin but yea thats nice
And they gone keep callin and tryin
But you stay right girl
But when you get on he leave yo ass for a white girl

Get down girl go head get down
Get down girl go head get down
get down girl go head get down
[she take my money)

Son, I am Disappoint.
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#10

This theard would be $$$ if you posted your ass again.

[Image: boston.jpg]
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#11

WoolyGoat Wrote:This theard would be $$$ if you posted your ass again.

I'm quite tired of those pics, actually.

fem Wrote:Now I'm just stupid.

fem Wrote:I enjoy being a dumb cunt. Thanks.

TomFoolery Wrote:You hurt me so bad, but I just can't stop loving you.
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#12

I'll never marry again.
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#13

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:I'll never marry again.

Why not?

fem Wrote:Now I'm just stupid.

fem Wrote:I enjoy being a dumb cunt. Thanks.

TomFoolery Wrote:You hurt me so bad, but I just can't stop loving you.
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#14

paybacksare Wrote:I'm quite tired of those pics, actually.
May I suggest an update in the selection?

[Image: boston.jpg]
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#15

WoolyGoat Wrote:May I suggest an update in the selection?


5st
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#16

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:I'll never marry again.

I wonder if it is too late to return the ring Sad
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#17

Bunny boiler.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#18

Kanye West doesn't like black people

STFU!
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#19

paybacksare Wrote:Why not?


Because men are right about marriage. Marriage is a prison.
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#20

Are we all invited? Wink
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