11-04-2005, 11:42 PM
> Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
> The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a
> 3-year-old
>
> girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while
> he
>
> helped deliver the baby. Very diligently Kathleen did as she was
asked.
>
> Her
>
> mother Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was
born.
>
> The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his
bottom.
>
> Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help
> and
>
> asked the wide-eyed 3-year-old what she thought about what she had
> just
>
> witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded,
>
>
>
> "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Smack his ass
>
> again."
>
> The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a
> 3-year-old
>
> girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while
> he
>
> helped deliver the baby. Very diligently Kathleen did as she was
asked.
>
> Her
>
> mother Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was
born.
>
> The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his
bottom.
>
> Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help
> and
>
> asked the wide-eyed 3-year-old what she thought about what she had
> just
>
> witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded,
>
>
>
> "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Smack his ass
>
> again."
>
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
