11-22-2005, 12:05 AM
Always try to talk the girl into having sex with you in a walk-in freezer. There can be no complaints about penis size with temperatures that low.
Dating Rule #17 For Men With Small Penises
11-22-2005, 12:17 AM
rule No. 3 is never date a chick with big hands.
11-22-2005, 12:36 AM
The size of a hard-on is not affected by temperature.
ntype Wrote:unrack me it's another false friend. mmh you were "readjusted" but I suppose that google translation is another source of bizzareness in one of my posts.
I fear that.
11-22-2005, 12:37 AM
Shadrach Wrote:The size of a hard-on is not affected by temperature.Thanks Dr. Spock. The point is that "she" might not know that.
11-22-2005, 12:40 AM
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Thanks Dr. Spock. The point is that "she" might not know that.
Now she does:lol:
ntype Wrote:unrack me it's another false friend. mmh you were "readjusted" but I suppose that google translation is another source of bizzareness in one of my posts.
I fear that.
11-22-2005, 03:42 AM
Bill Wrote:rule No. 3 is never date a chick with big hands.
so grampa told you to marry a gal with small hands, too?
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
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