01-29-2007, 11:45 AM
Mr. Flump, Darwin Dating
01-29-2007, 11:46 AM
Online dating for beautiful men & women
Sick of dating websites filled with ugly, unattractive, desperate fatsos?
Darwin Dating has been designed by hot people for hot people. You won't be able to join unless you are objectively beautiful. Our strict rules and natural selection process is the perfect way for attractive people to hook up. It's free to join and to reply to messages..
Sick of dating websites filled with ugly, unattractive, desperate fatsos?
Darwin Dating has been designed by hot people for hot people. You won't be able to join unless you are objectively beautiful. Our strict rules and natural selection process is the perfect way for attractive people to hook up. It's free to join and to reply to messages..
01-29-2007, 11:49 AM
Darwin Dating Rules
Ape
In order to join Darwin Dating, you have to agree that you don't suffer from:
Saggy boobs... in fact no saggy anything!
Sweat patches
Nerdy glasses
Pocket protectors
Mullets
Fishnet stockings - Fishnets are okay, provided you are hot
Fat rolls
Acne
Out of proportion noses
Non-symmetrical faces or bodies
Red hair and too many freckles
Hair in the wrong places on women
Too much hair in the wrong places on men
Pasty skin
Patchy skin - especially if tendency to flake on others
Disproportionately Large ears
Lack of personal hygiene
Out of date fashions
Out of date hair styles (especially perms)
Large hips (men)
Small jaws (men)
Teeth that aren't straight
Teeth that aren't white
Uncared for fingernails
Bald patches (men, but particularly, women)
Facial hair (women)
Long back hair (men)
Anyone with a middle part
Ear and/or nose hair
Crooked or webbed toes
Webbed fingers or toes
Bent essential anatomy (men)
Oversized essential anatomy (women)
Lack of visible skin between eyebrows
Mid-digital hair
Ski jump noses
Wobbly upper arms
Hairy feet
Large gaps between teeth
Overuse of bright blue eyeshadow
If you fit into any of these categories, let's face it, you're ugly, but you aren't alone. Darwin Dating isn't for you but don't despair, there are plenty of ugly fish in the sea and they're all on every other dating website out there!
Ape
In order to join Darwin Dating, you have to agree that you don't suffer from:
Saggy boobs... in fact no saggy anything!
Sweat patches
Nerdy glasses
Pocket protectors
Mullets
Fishnet stockings - Fishnets are okay, provided you are hot
Fat rolls
Acne
Out of proportion noses
Non-symmetrical faces or bodies
Red hair and too many freckles
Hair in the wrong places on women
Too much hair in the wrong places on men
Pasty skin
Patchy skin - especially if tendency to flake on others
Disproportionately Large ears
Lack of personal hygiene
Out of date fashions
Out of date hair styles (especially perms)
Large hips (men)
Small jaws (men)
Teeth that aren't straight
Teeth that aren't white
Uncared for fingernails
Bald patches (men, but particularly, women)
Facial hair (women)
Long back hair (men)
Anyone with a middle part
Ear and/or nose hair
Crooked or webbed toes
Webbed fingers or toes
Bent essential anatomy (men)
Oversized essential anatomy (women)
Lack of visible skin between eyebrows
Mid-digital hair
Ski jump noses
Wobbly upper arms
Hairy feet
Large gaps between teeth
Overuse of bright blue eyeshadow
If you fit into any of these categories, let's face it, you're ugly, but you aren't alone. Darwin Dating isn't for you but don't despair, there are plenty of ugly fish in the sea and they're all on every other dating website out there!
01-29-2007, 01:58 PM
mickahcs Wrote:fuck that i like fat bitches
you sound as the more hairs you got the more happy you are
01-29-2007, 05:57 PM
:lool: Webbed fingers or toes.
Fuck, I'm out!
Fuck, I'm out!
01-29-2007, 06:04 PM
I thought you meant he was dating Darwin.
Jimmy - The old Hardcore Standard. :clap:
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