[Bill]

I didn't eat diner last night and I'm starving.....what should I get on my pizza?

[Dr. Lecter]

Bacon and Pineapple

[Bill]

Bacon and Pineapple

it must have ham too if I'm gonna have pineapple.

[PurpleHaze]

Pineapple and ham and dip it in Ranch dressing.

Or one of those white pizzas with chicken, spinach, and stuff.

[Dr. Lecter]

Ok, add the ham. But I heard a rumor that bacon was also made from a pig. I'm gonna go to snopes and check this out. Be back soon.

[Bill]

Pineapple and ham and dip it in Ranch dressing.

Or one of those white pizzas with chicken, spinach, and stuff.

You're pregnant and that's sick!

[Bill]

Ok, add the ham. But I heard a rumor that bacon was also made from a pig. I'm gonna go to snopes and check this out. Be back soon.

I'm not jewish so I'm not sure I see your point.

[Slurker]

At papa johns pissa, they have the kind where it's got pineapple and ham, but instead of tomatoe sauce, they use ranch. Get that. Or just pepperoni is fine too.

[Bill]

At papa johns pissa, they have the kind where it's got pineapple and ham, but instead of tomatoe sauce, they use ranch. Get that. Or just pepperoni is fine too.

I've never had a pissa.....does that come from Porta John's?

[Dr. Lecter]

My point, hidden under my tihtly knit yarmulke, is that you should substitute bacon for the ham this one time. They're both pork products.

[PurpleHaze]

You're pregnant and that's sick!

I dip everything in ranch. :mellow:

[Bill]

My point, hidden under my tihtly knit yarmulke, is that you should substitute bacon for the ham this one time. They're both pork products.

I'm a redneck dood.

[Bill]

I dip everything in ranch. :mellow:

so do I but not Pizza.

[WoolyGoat]

Sliced tomato and pepperoni...dipped in honey mustard is $$$

[Blondie]

I can't eat pizza unless it has artichokes on it.

[cLaY]

I dip everything in ranch. :mellow:

what a coincidence...my penis loves ranch dressing

[Bill]

you guys are freaking me out....I'm just ordering a deli NYC style pizza. Not some fru-fru designer pizza.

[cLaY]

you guys are freaking me out....I'm just ordering a deli NYC style pizza. Not some fru-fru designer pizza.

extra cheese, extra pepporoni, fold it in half and eat it $$$

[Bill]

extra cheese, extra pepporoni, fold it in half and eat it $$$

Bingo!

I will do half ham though in honor of Doc.

[Bill]

I'd order it with anchovies if I had some beer to go with it.