dodsno Wrote:hey UDC still having epic stories in that trailer ?
Do I Ever!
Dude this is crazy, last week I was trimming the hedges, feeding the kitties, when I found this weird looking object reflecting light directly into my eyes. I investigated the object, and found it to be this bitchin sword. Well I picked it up right, and I was being a douche and just having fun, and so I was like "By the power of Gayskull...I have the poweeeeeerrrrr!" and then I was enveloped in this magical mist and flashing colors, and I emerged with a blond, dutchboy haircut, some hot pink armor, and tight leather pants, also hot pink. My sword turned into the legendary phallic enforcer, known to the universe and beyond as the Dilly club. I was filled with brimming energy, and a desire to fight crime.....gay crime.
anyway I sorta blacked out while running around at a Kroger smacking moms with the club. I woke up about 4 weeks later in some shack in Thailand. It turns out it wasn't a sword, but a bunch of PCP, and when I was playing He-Man I was actually just smoking the PCP. I guess that's why I shouldn't do cyber-Shrooms before engaging in yardwork. Either way I had fun, also dracula.