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Valentines Day is comming up...
#1

and I have no clue what to get Mrs Bill.....I'm open for suggestions.
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#2

same here

my ideas for my spoucer

iPod Nano
new cellphone
flowers and dinner
my shiny meat helmet in her nostril

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#3

cLaY Wrote:same here

my ideas for my spoucer

iPod Nano
new cellphone
flowers and dinner
my shiny meat helmet in her nostril

This is your first V-day being married right? Don't go all out or she'll expect it from now on....flowers and dinner followed by some manspray in the ear should be adequate.
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#4

we don't do valentines..

its a made up holiday.. and it means nothing.


on a related note I did buy her a $1,600 stove this weekend.
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#5

Bill Wrote:This is your first V-day being married right? Don't go all out or she'll expect it from now on....flowers and dinner followed by some manspray in the ear should be adequate.

I see your point and stuff...but we'll let this rule take effect once kids come along.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#6

Anhil8tor Wrote:we don't do valentines..

its a made up holiday.. and it means nothing.


on a related note I did buy her a $1,600 stove this weekend.

You may be my new hero.....how'd you work that angle?
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#7

cLaY Wrote:I see your point and stuff...but we'll let this rule take effect once kids come along.

Then you will know my hell.
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#8

Anhil8tor Wrote:we don't do valentines..

its a made up holiday.. and it means nothing.


on a related note I did buy her a $1,600 stove this weekend.


What a fucking romeo.

See You In Toledo
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#9

Bill Wrote:You may be my new hero.....how'd you work that angle?


My wife is very down to earth... We don't do birthdays, anniversary or valentines presents. We do buy each other christmas presents.

We talked about it after things got serious and decided it'd be money well spent.

Our first valentines day.. I bought her a dozen roses.. she told me if I felt like doing that on valentines again to just give her the money because they overprice the flowers on valentines.
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#10

Buy her a Dyson Vacuum.
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#11

mmh well apart the fact the truely the valentine day in his actual form got a lot consumerism involved it's always nice to give some thoughts that day. hint from a dude who got two chicks at the same moment it's very difficult to manage that special day ><
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ntype Wrote:mmh well apart the fact the truely the valentine day in his actual form got a lot consumerism involved it's always nice to give some thoughts that day. hint from a dude who got two chicks at the same moment it's very difficult to manage that special day ><

I wish I new what this ment.
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#13

My father bought my mother a new saddle for her bike once ...

She didn't talk to him for two weeks .....

Women!!!

Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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#14

leeman Wrote:My father bought my mother a new saddle for her bike once ...

She didn't talk to him for two weeks .....

Women!!!

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#15

Bill Wrote:><


Well I don't have that problem, ...

I allways forgett my own birthday and so ... So I have honestly never bought even a card to anyone ....

Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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#16

Buy her the matching dust pan to the broom you gave her for Christmas.
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#17

Vitamin E Wrote:Buy her the matching dust pan to the broom you gave her for Christmas.

werd
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#18

Fucking holiday created by women for women. My wife ain't getting shit.

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#19

ya, gawd forbid you guys do something nice for the wife and have a pretty good chances of getting some mind blowing sex.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#20

cLaY Wrote:ya, gawd forbid you guys do something nice for the wife and have a pretty good chances of getting some mind blowing sex.
not gonna happen, ever since she got pregnant, she's been turned off by sex. :roll: Go figure

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