[NinjaBassist]

So I decided to get on today to share with you some of the fucked up shit I just went through. Yesterday I got off work to find some older man in my house about 35 years old. He had slicked back hair, clean cut, and it looked liked he had some rash on his face. I asked him who he was. He told me that he was my roomate. I then realized he was wearing some of my clothes and my roomates. I then got nervous and went out to get my landlord. He grabbed his .45 and came back to the house. We had the guy empty his bags which had our toothpaste, toothbrushes some wet clothes, deodorant, and a hustler. We had already called the cops and were trying to delay time till they got there and were asking him some questions. I asked why he was here and he told me that he was sent from the government. He was sent here to test our water because it was contaminated. This is when I realzied this guy was drugged out bad. My landlord got his picture and then the fucker starts to run off and my landlord pulls the 45 out and attempted to shoot him. One got him in the leg but that fucked kept on truckin over the fence and through the backroads. Crack kills. That is all

[NinjaBassist]

Also on a side note we later found out that he took a shower and washed some of ours and his clothes. He also ate some of our food went through mail. He told us that our bagels were good but the bread and water were contaminated so dont eat them. He was sent to save us :roll:

[Bill]

So I decided to get on today to share with you some of the fucked up shit I just went through. Yesterday I got off work to find some older man in my house about 35 years old. He had slicked back hair, clean cut, and it looked liked he had some rash on his face. I asked him who he was. He told me that he was my roomate. I then realized he was wearing some of my clothes and my roomates. I then got nervous and went out to get my landlord. He grabbed his .45 and came back to the house. We had the guy empty his bags which had our toothpaste, toothbrushes some wet clothes, deodorant, and a hustler. We had already called the cops and were trying to delay time till they got there and were asking him some questions. I asked why he was here and he told me that he was sent from the government. He was sent here to test our water because it was contaminated. This is when I realzied this guy was drugged out bad. My landlord got his picture and then the fucker starts to run off and my landlord pulls the 45 out and attempted to shoot him. One got him in the leg but that fucked kept on truckin over the fence and through the backroads. Crack kills. That is all

Man think of all the coke you could buy after pawning a sticky hustler and a half empty tube of tooth paste...The dood was a genius!

[NinjaBassist]

The stuff he was trying to steal really had no value. He took the modded xbox out of the bag to put clothes in it.

[CT280]

the life of nb is $$.

sup dude?

[Anhil8tor]

care to post some updated pix on the trailer?

new holes in the wall etc

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Now I understand SanDog's thread.

[ntype]

The stuff he was trying to steal really had no value. He took the modded xbox out of the bag to put clothes in it.

yeah he could have stolen your xbox but there still ain't any electric outlet under that bridge

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

yeah he could have stolen your xbox but there still ain't any electric outlet under that bridge

I like it when europeans use "ain't".

[ntype]

I like it when europeans use "ain't".

If I weren't that humble I would say that this is somewhat an hommage to Steinbeck.