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Bitch threatens death, Spork retaliates.
Keep guessing, assholes
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The real spork or the faggot that follows him around?
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wgaf?
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
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Why is Spork posting on a Dungeons and Dragons night?
- Not Spork
leeman Wrote:I love the meathead...
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welcome to e's special sunday nite countdown!!
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
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Teh Story:
So teh Spork and teh Cuz are getting back from the Acura dealership cause teh cuz wants to lease an MDX. They stop at a light.
Spork: Yo, cuz, let's get some ho's.
Cuz: There's two in back of you.
Teh Spork turns around, and truth be told...two reasonably good looking sluts pull up to the light on teh spork side...
TBC
-SporK
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I think I've heard this story....is this the one where the 'good looking sluts' pull up alongside but after hearing the "Best of Boy George" pumping from your car stereo and seeing your lips on Cuz's dick, take off at a high rate of speed?
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