[Jaymac]

So, when I was about 15 years old, I'm chillin at the shack, parents are out for the night when there's a knock at the door. I go check it out, and it's two girls from my high school, both of them the wrong side of a few drinks.

"Come in" I say, being perfect host and all. So anyway, long story short, me and both of these chicks are on my bed. Kissing, clothing being removed... that kinda stuff.

Anyway, in the midst of this, one of them says "y'know, we really should be getting home." Being the slick assed pimp that I am, I replied "oh... okay. bye."

They put their clothes back on and left. I saw them at school after that, but never really talked to them.

I am fucking $$$$. You don't even need to tell me.

[snarg]

nice work, tom

[Big Moon Rising]

****Stupid.

[UnderWhelmed]

So, when I was about 15 years old, I'm chillin at the shack, parents are out for the night when there's a knock at the door. I go check it out, and it's two girls from my high school, both of them the wrong side of a few drinks.

"Come in" I say, being perfect host and all. So anyway, long story short, me and both of these chicks are on my bed. Kissing, clothing being removed... that kinda stuff.

Anyway, in the midst of this, one of them says "y'know, we really should be getting home." Being the slick assed pimp that I am, I replied "oh... okay. bye."

They put their clothes back on and left. I saw them at school after that, but never really talked to them.

I am fucking $$$$. You don't even need to tell me.

with all your life experience, what would you have said to keep them around...cratch:

[Jaymac]

If it happened today, I wouldn't invite them in.

[UnderWhelmed]

At a boy, dirty chicks love to have threesomes outside...

[Jaymac]

They'd be welcome to have a lesbian tryst in my front yard. I have sports to watch.

[Blondie]

They'd be welcome to have a lesbian tryst in my front yard. I have sports to watch.

And dinner to cook.

[Jaymac]

I lack cooking skillz.

[UnderWhelmed]

That's too bad, I can cook...chicks love that...

[Blondie]

That's too bad, I can cook...chicks love that...

Why yes.....yes they do.

[UnderWhelmed]

Why yes.....yes they do.

I would cook for my girl the rest of her life...all I ask is that she helps with the dishes...

[Big Moon Rising]

I can't cook. Does this mean it's over between us?

[Blondie]

I can't cook. Does this mean it's over between us?

I doubt it, he said he wants to do the cooking.

[Big Moon Rising]

I doubt it, he said he wants to do the cooking.

Oooohh, burrn.

I can't cook. Does this mean it's over between us, Blondie?

Fixed before he starts PMing me his naked pics too.:loool:

[UnderWhelmed]

I doubt it, he said he wants to do the cooking.

I am just going to assume that this means you want me...


Have I mentioned I love to give full body massages

[UnderWhelmed]

Oooohh, burrn.



Fixed before he starts PMing me his naked pics too.:loool:

*back space, back space.....*

like I would ever do that.....I have no naked pictures of myself anyways....

[Big Moon Rising]

:loool:

[Jaymac]

Not being able to cook has yet to be a deal breaker.

[Blondie]

Not being able to cook has yet to be a deal breaker.

You're in luck, I rarely eat.