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so for the last couple of days baby what? has been a little off. she's been kinda pukey, with runny shitty pants and whatnot, and kind of lathargic (sp?) (it means acting tired, dipshit). tonight, after her bath, she yakked in volume I have not encountered since about a decade ago when I drank a fifth of Jim Beam and then went jogging. after that I gave up jogging. anyways, mrs. what? was a little out of sorts over the whole ordeal, and I was kinda concerned myself, so we took her to the emergency room. 3 hours later, we're home, $100 lighter in the wallet with roughly the same kid we left with, only now she's had 3 ounces of gatorade and a little pill that should keep her from any more exorcisms. she has a virus, it should run it's course during the week when she's her mother's responsibility rather than on the weekend when she's mine.
g'night
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what? Wrote:so for the last couple of days baby what? has been a little off. she's been kinda pukey, with runny shitty pants and whatnot, and kind of lathargic (sp?) (it means acting tired, dipshit). tonight, after her bath, she yakked in volume I have not encountered since about a decade ago when I drank a fifth of Jim Beam and then went jogging. after that I gave up jogging. anyways, mrs. what? was a little out of sorts over the whole ordeal, and I was kinda concerned myself, so we took her to the emergency room. 3 hours later, we're home, $100 lighter in the wallet with roughly the same kid we left with, only now she's had 3 ounces of gatorade and a little pill that should keep her from any more exorcisms. she has a virus, it should run it's course during the week when she's her mother's responsibility rather than on the weekend when she's mine.
g'night
And? Your purpose is .Are you free?
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Was it worth it?That is a very original thought.
When was this exactly?Just three?I somehow though she had.Try saying that with more or less context.
Who said I had to make sense ?
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what? Wrote:Sassy Wrote:And? and nothing. I'm going to bed
Your purpose is .to take care of the young 'un. this entails driving her and her mother to the hospital and paying for stuff
Are you free? no, but I have reasonable rates
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Al Gore
Was it worth it? the hunderd bucks? jury's still out
That is a very original thought. you're obviously not familiar with US healthcare
When was this exactly? 3 hours ago, read up dummy
Just three? I'm not saying it again ><
I somehow though she had. "thought". and maybe she does
Try saying that with more or less context. I think we're all done here
no more questions, I'm out
I didn't understand it. You want more?
Who said I had to make sense ?
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good parents always keep pedialite around the house.. not only does it help a sick kid.. but its $$$$ on hangovers.
Sorry you got a lemon bro.
My son hasn't been sick yet. I'm sure some day I'll empathize (sp?) with you.
PS: this thread woulda got more play from wtf ><
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There isn't a room in the house that my kid hasn't puked in.
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Can't wait to get married and have kids.Sounds like a party.
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I'm pretty sure I have the longest sex-less streak going right now.
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look for Bird on Larry King in the near future