http://www.bash.org/?random
That site is random quotes from people chatting on IRC. Some don't make sense. Some are freaking hilarious. Some are just wrong. You figure out which is which, here's some samples:
<linux> "So... my girlfriend told me she thought i was a pedophile the other day."
<linux> "so i says to her, that's an awfully big word coming from a 12 year old."
<DGF> LOL
and:
<@roddie> LCDs don't show porn properly because they don't have the concept of black or black levels
<@ecoli> i don't watch interracial porn anyway
and lastly:
castuslumen: whats the name of those hats that Green Berets wear?
foranzan: are you being stupid on purpose?
castuslumen: what?
foranzan: you are officially the Rolls Royce of stupid.