[NinjaBassist]

This past summer I caught 5 possums in my house. 4 babies and what I believe was the mom. Unfortunately they all had to be immediatley killed because they knew how to get in the house. So I was wondering if they come back next year if any of you want dibs on one for stew, guard pet, a lil stuffed animal, or whatever you want to do with it.

[ntype]

I had something in mind but for that I needed a few of them (one hundreth is enough)

[leucetios]

This past summer I caught 5 possums in my house. 4 babies and what I believe was the mom. Unfortunately they all had to be immediatley killed because they knew how to get in the house. So I was wondering if they come back next year if any of you want dibs on one for stew, guard pet, a lil stuffed animal, or whatever you want to do with it.

Apparantly you suck at killing possums

[ntype]

Apparantly you suck at killing possums

undead possums going back into your trailer....

nastey.

[leucetios]

undead possums going back into your trailer....

nastey.

I might have an idea for my next book...

[BIRD33]

It sounds like this guys living in a wack a mole game.

[ntype]

I might have an idea for my next book...

call one of them "willie the nastey possum who eat brains like mudshakes of worms !" (thank me latter when you'll have sold the millionth willie the nastey possum doll)

It sounds like this guys living in a wack a mole game.

I once knew someone who was living in a guacuamole, everything was fine until he was crushed by a dip.

[NinjaBassist]

Its not that I suck at killing them (decapitation is the only for sure way) its just that the mom possum had a few litters of them while she lived under the trailer. Kinda scary when you hear something in an empty dorito bag thinkin its a rat and its actually a possum. Add in bein stoned factor and its not a pleasent expierence.