[Blueeyedwoman]

Think about these

* Let's say (hypothetically) there is a bullet, which can shoot through any barrier. Let's say there is also an absolutely bullet-proof armour, and nothing gets through it. What will happen, if such bullet hits such armour?
* Can a man drown in the fountain of eternal life?
* Your mission is to not accept the mission. Do you accept?
* This girl goes into the past and kills her Grandmother. Since her Grandmother is dead the girl was never born, if she was never born she never killed her grandmother and she was born.
* If the temperature this morning is 0 degrees and the Weather Channel says, "it will be twice as cold tomorrow,".... What will the temperature be?
* Answer truthfully (yes or no) to the following question: Will the next word you say be no?
* What happens if you are in a car going the speed of light and you turn your headlights on?
* I conclude with this challenge:
Let the God Almighty create a stone, which he can not pick up!

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Think about these

* Let's say (hypothetically) there is a bullet, which can shoot through any barrier. Let's say there is also an absolutely bullet-proof armour, and nothing gets through it. What will happen, if such bullet hits such armour?

It would depend on which was manufactured first and what information the manufacturers had when they made it. If the armour was made last, and they tested the armour with the bullet in question, then the bullet would either shatter or flare into a pancake when it hit the armour. If the armour was made prior to the bullet, and the manufacturer of the bullet tested it against the armour, then the bullet would probabaly pierce the armour.

If neither of them had tested their products against the other, then it would require a test to see what would happen. My guess would be that the bullet would not pierce the armour.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

* Can a man drown in the fountain of eternal life?

Well, there is no known fountain of eternal life, so I would say it would be impossible to find out. If you found a fountain that was called "the fountain of eternal life", then I would guess it would be a fake and that it would be possible to drown in it.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

* Your mission is to not accept the mission. Do you accept?

Let's say there was a mission to drive your car to Washington D.C. You get a call to go on that mission. Before you answer, you call your boss and he says you are to "not accept that mission". You call them back and say "no".

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

* This girl goes into the past and kills her Grandmother. Since her Grandmother is dead the girl was never born, if she was never born she never killed her grandmother and she was born.

You can't go back into the past.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

* If the temperature this morning is 0 degrees and the Weather Channel says, "it will be twice as cold tomorrow,".... What will the temperature be?

Well, if the weather man says it will be twice as cold tomorrow, then that would be relative to something. Say the normal temperature for this day was 32 degrees. And today it was zero degrees. Then, if he said tomorrow it will be twice as cold, then I would assume he meant that it would be -32 tomorrow.

The fact that it is "zero" today has nothing to do with it. If it was 1 degree and he said it would be twice as cold tomorrow, it would be -30 relative to a normal temp of 32.

You would have to ask him what he meant by "twice as cold". Twice as cold as what?

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

* Answer truthfully (yes or no) to the following question: Will the next word you say be no?

No.

And, before you say that doesn't work. I didn't say "No", I typed it.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

* What happens if you are in a car going the speed of light and you turn your headlights on?

Well, since it is impossible (in theory) to travel at the speed of light, the question is moot. But, in theory if you could travel at the speed of light and you turned on the headlights, then it would be a question of your relative position to the event. If you were in the car, you would see light ahead of you. If you were outside of the car, you wouldn't see any light coming from the headlights.

[Blueeyedwoman]

A gang of criminals was loading a van with television sets that they were stealing from a warehouse when they suddenly heard the siren of an approaching police car. They could not avoid or outpace the police car. How did they escape?

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Let the God Almighty create a stone, which he can not pick up!

This paradox has been used over the years to dismiss the idea that God can do everything. I think TomFoolery summed the same trickery up with "Can God create a burrito so hot he can't eat it?"

[Blueeyedwoman]

A gang of criminals was loading a van with television sets that they were stealing from a warehouse when they suddenly heard the siren of an approaching police car. They could not avoid or outpace the police car. How did they escape?

........

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

........

Oh. Didn't see that one. I don't know how they could escape. I'd guess they would each take off running in a different direction. But can't find any clues in the question to suggest that there was a simple answer.

[Blueeyedwoman]

They started to unload the television sets and carry them back into the warehouse. When the police arrived, the robbers told the police that they were making a late delivery.

[Blueeyedwoman]

Why did the old lady always answer the door wearing her hat and coat?

[Blueeyedwoman]

Hint: she was not cold.

[Banana]

You 2 should do it.

[BIRD33]

Grandparent sex is not hot.

[who]

Grandparent sex is not hot.

Wanna bet