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It's Embarrassing, Really
#1

to be drunk this early. I mean it's only 9:20pm and I'm already lit on a Saturday night. I've been out since 3:45 drinking and have arrived back at the house.

Question: What is a respectable time to actually START drinking and then end up HOME drinking?

Cause I may have failed this particular test.
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#2

acceptable answers :

1. when to be drunk ?

>anytime once the night is here

2. Ok but it's summertime ?

>again there's a little moment where there's still light and no sun where you can be tipsy but not drunk

3. Again means that I can't drink at noon ?

>acceptable policies means that you can have a 12:00 dinner that goes until 2pm or 3pm but you aren't supposed to continue drinking after that there's a shaddy moment until 5 or 6 pm where you are supposed to mind your own business.

4. but we are with friends and shit ...

>The idea is not being dead drunk at 5 pm. to enjoy somewhat your evening. if it's summer time you can still pass out at the sun, enjoy some moment near the pool/beach/public pool, play football, volleyball, discuss, smoke weed, do some computer games, masturbate eventually (ok you get the idea : do things).
In winter the answer is more easier because the night goes down FASTER means that you can go home take a shower, or just stay there having some chit-chats until it's acceptable to get really drunk.

5. Being drunk in the morning ?

>Ok the only acceptable way to be in that situation would be that you have drunk that much the night before that you still are drunk, or that you awakened at 3 am to do some hard work (like planting trees or building a house) and just had some wine at 9 am. But it's still well...really you shouldn't drink alcool in the morning it's not a good idea.
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#3

ntype Wrote:acceptable answers :

1. when to be drunk ?

>anytime once the night is here

2. Ok but it's summertime ?

>again there's a little moment where there's still light and no sun where you can be tipsy but not drunk

3. Again means that I can't drink at noon ?

>acceptable policies means that you can have a 12:00 dinner that goes until 2pm or 3pm but you aren't supposed to continue drinking after that there's a shaddy moment until 5 or 6 pm where you are supposed to mind your own business.

4. but we are with friends and shit ...

>The idea is not being dead drunk at 5 pm. to enjoy somewhat your evening. if it's summer time you can still pass out at the sun, enjoy some moment near the pool/beach/public pool, play football, volleyball, discuss, smoke weed, do some computer games, masturbate eventually (ok you get the idea : do things).
In winter the answer is more easier because the night goes down FASTER means that you can go home take a shower, or just stay there having some chit-chats until it's acceptable to get really drunk.

5. Being drunk in the morning ?

>Ok the only acceptable way to be in that situation would be that you have drunk that much the night before that you still are drunk, or that you awakened at 3 am to do some hard work (like planting trees or building a house) and just had some wine at 9 am. But it's still well...really you shouldn't drink alcool in the morning it's not a good idea.

Fuck what dribble, as long as you dont drink and drive or hurt someone, its up to you I had my first rum and coke cleaning the pool this morning

Run like your being chased,
Sing like your on Broadway,
And Fuck like your a Pornstar.
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#4

Your Mums Pimp Wrote:Fuck what dribble, as long as you dont drink and drive or hurt someone, its up to you I had my first rum and coke cleaning the pool this morning

someone change pimp's title to "AAA monkey"
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#5

ntype Wrote:>Ok the only acceptable way to be in that situation would be that you have drunk that much the night before that you still are drunk, or that you awakened at 3 am to do some hard work (like planting trees or building a house)

As if!

The only thing she's planting is her ass at the bar.
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#6

since i am older and wiser now, i wait til noon

bottoms up, the first cold one is always the best

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#7

Blondie Wrote:As if!

The only thing she's planting is her ass at the bar.

is she hoping to grow meat sticks ?
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#8

ntype Wrote:is she hoping to grow meat sticks ?

that was top shelf monkeyman. well done :loool:
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#9

what? Wrote:that was top shelf monkeyman. well done :loool:
I thought it was too.How about that.
Can you speak any foreign languages?

Who said I had to make sense ?
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#10

Sassy Wrote:I thought it was too.How about that.
Can you speak any foreign languages?

well why didn't you say something then, you stupid cunt?

I'a speaka Italian
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#11

I've sobered up
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#12

Blondie Wrote:As if!

The only thing she's planting is her ass at the bar.

I gotta rack it! I laff'd.
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#13

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:I gotta rack it! I laff'd.


STFU noob.
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#14

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:STFU noob.
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Joseph Weizenbaum. Try being more or less specific.

Who said I had to make sense ?
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