[Dr. Lecter]

So I went to this fish place in town, the owner is a friend of mine (played softball with him a decade ago) who told me to come there and he would hook me up.
Finally, after 9 years I stopped in, he was there of course, and he hooked me up with a NICE piece of Mahi Mahi filet (2+ lbs) for $10.
I broiled it with butter, worcestershire, lemon juice, a little garlic and thyme, and this shit was truly E-pac!
Dude's name is Charlie, he's 51 years old, and he pitches for hardcore baseball teams (18 and over leagues) around NYC area. He pitches 2-3 times a week for different teams.
2 years ago, his team won the national championship in Arizona, and he pitched 9 innings one day, came back and pitched 5 shutout innings THE VERY NEXT DAY to close the series. Dude is nailz. Oldest pitcher in the league by far, and still no one can touch him. Props.
Anyway, I'm gonna go back there at least every week, sometimes to get some great fish, other times to slob his knob, as seemingly I'm in love. In all seriousness, I was fuckin impressed.


Admins, please file this under Lecter's life chronicles, for future search purposes. Thanks.

[Paddy]

Old dudes > old gals

[Banana]

Any thread with "slob his knob" is a $$$ one in my books.

[snarg]

Old dudes > old gals

indubitably

[Paddy]

indubitably

You suck

however

snarg > Blueeyedwoman

[WoolyGoat]

That sounds eerily similar to what DiceK threw in some Japanese high school tourney. 17 innings (250 pitches) one day, on the next he played the outfield before coming in to record a save, then a day later tossed a no hitter.

[Jimmy]

Any thread with "slob his knob" is a $$$ one in my books.

I really think laundry is more important than posting your affection for knobslob comments.

Bitch I need socks. ><

[Banana]

I really think laundry is more important than posting your affection for knobslob comments.

Bitch I need socks. ><

Bitch, you were jerking in the shower when I posted this. I really think fucking me is more important that pulling your pud, but to each their own.

[BIRD33]

ha ha.

[Sassy]

ha ha.

I am so glad you find this amusing, .