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minorthreat · 04-10-2007, 12:50 AM

over the weekend. Discuss.

Paddy · 04-10-2007, 12:50 AM

weight?

04-10-2007, 12:52 AM

He wouldn't perform fellatio on you?

(edit: I turned down sex on Saturday night.)

Paddy · 04-10-2007, 12:55 AM

Weight?

BIRD33 · 04-10-2007, 12:55 AM

Just go gay already.

minorthreat · 04-10-2007, 12:56 AM

Paddy Wrote:weight?

No, it's strange. I was actually thinking of the post-traumatic stress it could possibly cause. Is this a sign of getting older?

BIRD33 · 04-10-2007, 12:57 AM

minorthreat Wrote:No, it's strange. I was actually thinking of the post-traumatic stress it could possibly cause. Is this a sign of getting older?

How does someone elses stress factor into getting your knob jobbed?

minorthreat · 04-10-2007, 12:57 AM

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He wouldn't perform fellatio on you?

(edit: I turned down sex on Saturday night.)

I'm sure she would have. I taste like candy.

You turned down sex? So Blondie went home unsatisfied?

minorthreat · 04-10-2007, 12:58 AM

BIRD33 Wrote:Just go gay already.

Decided against asking me in PM like usual?

Sassy · 04-10-2007, 12:58 AM

minorthreat Wrote:Decided against asking me in PM like usual?

Are you still located in ?

minorthreat · 04-10-2007, 12:59 AM

BIRD33 Wrote:How does someone elses stress factor into getting your knob jobbed?

My stress level, analbead.

04-10-2007, 01:00 AM

minorthreat Wrote:I'm sure she would have. I taste like candy.

You turned down sex? So Blondie went home unsatisfied?

Haven't seen her in quite a while. No, this particular offer was from a thirty year old man. I just didn't quite feel like being a whore that night, I guess. Go figure.

minorthreat · 04-10-2007, 01:03 AM

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Haven't seen her in quite a while. No, this particular offer was from a thirty year old man. I just didn't quite feel like being a whore that night, I guess. Go figure.

Haze?

I dropped subtle hints to this girl about dropping my weiner in her butt. She wasn't getting it. i had already done everything else with her. There was no more ground to cover.

BIRD33 · 04-10-2007, 01:03 AM

minorthreat Wrote:My stress level, analbead.

Isnt sex a destresser?Whats wrong with you, faggot?This better have been your sister.

minorthreat · 04-10-2007, 01:06 AM

BIRD33 Wrote:Isnt sex a destresser?Whats wrong with you, faggot?This better have been your sister.

Are you having a hard time comprehending shit today?

Having sex with this chick again would have opened a can of worms. The sex would have been fine. IT IS AFTERWARDS WHERE THE PROBLEM WOULD START.

04-10-2007, 04:12 AM

minorthreat Wrote:Are you having a hard time comprehending shit today?

Having sex with this chick again would have opened a can of worms. The sex would have been fine. IT IS AFTERWARDS WHERE THE PROBLEM WOULD START.

I love it when simple threads turn into how-to instruction manuals. :lool:

04-10-2007, 06:13 AM

minorthreat Wrote:Haze?

I dropped subtle hints to this girl about dropping my weiner in her butt. She wasn't getting it. i had already done everything else with her. There was no more ground to cover.

You stated you "turned down sex." Isn't dropping your junk into her butt also sex? I'm just going for some clarity here.

Jimmy · 04-10-2007, 07:57 PM

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Haven't seen her in quite a while. No, this particular offer was from a thirty year old man. I just didn't quite feel like being a whore that night, I guess. Go figure.

I'm 32. :ct:

04-10-2007, 10:03 PM

Jimmy Wrote:I'm 32. :ct:

So?

SporK · 04-11-2007, 04:16 AM

I turn down sex all the time.

-SporK

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