[Blondie]

Are they flushable?

A friend was asking.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Mail them to BIRD33. He makes frozen assicles with them.

[Anhil8tor]

i used to rent from my father in law. This was before he was my father in law...

anyway I used to flush them and the spouser would bitch because they aren't good for the septic tank. One day whild cutting the grass i steped on the septic tank and a piece broke off. i had to call father in law over to fix it.

When he got there we walked to the back to look at it and there were multiple condoms floating. he didn't say anything...


to answer your question though don't flush them. I wrap them in toilet paper so the maid won't find them.

[Blondie]

Mail them to BIRD33. He makes frozen assicles with them.

:loool:

[BIRD33]

I leave them in the bitches vagina.

[what?]

http://www.insanetrain.com/forums/showth...ht=condoms

[Blondie]

http://www.insanetrain.com/forums/showth...ht=condoms

Damn.


Do not thwart my attemts to breath life into this hole.


TIA!

[what?]

I could repost some of the stories here and try to pass them off as my own

[Blondie]

I could repost some of the stories here and try to pass them off as my own

Any contributions will help.

[goldan]

Just don't use them and you won't have to think about what to do with them.

[what?]

the jizzt is that you can probably flush 'em, but be careful. they play hell with septic tanks if you live far enough out in the sticks that you aren't on a sewer. they may or may not clog your plumbing depending on how old your pipes are. if there's air in the condom, they can be a bitch to get to sink. there was a lot of support for wrapping them in a paper towel or toilet paper and tossing 'em in the trash, but empty the trash regularly. minority opinions included tying them in a knot first and biting the resevior tip off (two separate ideas, although I guess you could use them together but I can't imagine what purpose that would serve)

you could always label them and hang 'em on a spice wheel, then spin it around and reminisce whenever you were feeling nostalgic

[Blondie]

I once stayed in a 4-5 star hotel and had a great time. The room was beautiful, used the spa tub, the whole nine.

I got up in the morning a brewed some of the comp gourmet coffee, sat at the little table, relaxing with the paper....for some reason, I looked up at the lamp hanging above the table.

Fucking used condom, stuck to the lightbulb.

Wrecked the whole thing for me.


That's just one idea I thought I'd toss out there.....

[what?]

do you remember which dude put it there?

[Blondie]

do you remember which dude put it there?

Your dad.

[what?]

Your dad.

mommy?

[Anhil8tor]

tie it in a knot and put it in your neighbors mailbox.

[minorthreat]

I leave them in the bitches vagina.

Hell Yeah!

[minorthreat]

Just don't use them and you won't have to think about what to do with them.

Hell Yeah again!

[prothought]

Tie 'em up.

Just like tampons, don't flush them. You'll feel stupid when the guy snakes your sewer line.

[PurpleHaze]

I haven't used a condom in a good 5 years.