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Signs that a Girl Loves the Cock.
#1

1. Smoking. All girls that smoke love the cock. I think sucking on the cigarette tides them over between fuck sessions.
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#2

^^^3 pack-a-day habit
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#3

2. Highlights in their hair. Chicks that get their hair highlighted are basically running an advertisement for the cock.
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#4

3. Thong Underwear. When a girl puts on a thong, she's getting into her fuck suit.
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#5

Busted.:$




4.Carries condoms in her purse.
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#6

5. Shaves her Pussy. When a girl shaves down there she's trying to make it look good enough for someone to put a dick in it.
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#7

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:1. Smoking. All girls that smoke love the cock. I think sucking on the cigarette tides them over between fuck sessions.
If she smokes, she pokes. I heard that once.

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#8

Chris Rock Wrote:If a girl has a tongue ring - she will probably suck yo' dick.
If a guy has a tongue ring - he will probably suck yo' dick

cornbread. ain't nuttin' wrong wit dat!
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#9

Boob Job. There is only one reason for that.
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#10

They don't call it a tramp stamp for nothing.

cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...

BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.

BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
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#11

Paddy Wrote:They don't call it a tramp stamp for nothing.

Oh yeah.

Tattoos. Dead give away. Might as well wear a "Fuck Me" hat with a spinning light on top.
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#12

Push-up brassieres.

cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...

BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.

BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
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#13

Pedicures. If they are that concerned about how their toes look, they are on the cock hunt.
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#14

If her name ends in "Y"

Christy
Mandy
Ashley
Cindy
Sally
etc., etc., etc.

cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...

BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.

BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
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#15

Paddy Wrote:If her name ends in "Y"

Christy
Mandy
Ashley
Cindy
Sally
etc., etc., etc.

And if it sounds like it should end in a "y" and they spell it to end with an "i", then they take it up the ass and are screamers.

Christi
Mandi
Cindi
etc., etc., etc.,
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#16

Personalized License Plates. 69 4 U
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#17

Lipstick

cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...

BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.

BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
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#18

If they wear their hair in a ponytail or they wear headbands.

cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...

BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.

BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
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#19

If they're foreign.

cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...

BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.

BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
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#20

If they go to a restaurant in a short skirt and sit in a booth, they are dirty whores who like to flash their vag to everybody.
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