"Santa Claus, AKA Kris Kringle, today found himself outsed as December 24 Christmas package deliver due to his constant complaint at the state of the conditions of his client delivery facilities.
"After a wide search, Santa will be replaced by a warmer, more culturally neutral character to represent the season. Herbert the Holiday Hedgehog will begin his Christmas rounds this December. It has not been determined if he will continue using a sleigh with 8 tiny reindeer to deliver the packages or update to a hovercraft version of a latemodel BMW."
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santa...heh heh, that jolly son of a bitch....
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