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A man is out shopping with his mother-in-law when she gets into an argument and is attacked by six women.
A neighbour spots the fracas and asks him: 'Aren't you going to help?'
The man replies: 'No. Six of them is enough.'
Q What do you do if you miss your mother-in-law?
A Reload and try again.
My father-in-law was driving the other day when he was pulled over by a policeman.
'Your wife fell out of the car five miles back,' the policeman told him.
'Thank God,' he replied. 'I thought I'd gone deaf.'
A man takes his dog to the vet and asks him to cut its tail off.
The vet checks the tail and said: 'But there's nothing wrong with it. Why do you want me to do this?'
The man says: 'My mother-in-law's coming to visit and I don't want anything in the house which makes her think she's welcome.'
A man goes to his doctor and says: 'I'm a bit worried. I keep making Freudian slips.'
The doctor asks for an example.
'Well,' the man replies, 'the other night I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say "Could you please pass the butter?"
'But instead I said "You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life".'
Q Why are mother-in-laws buried 18ft down in cemeteries instead of 6ft like everyone else?
A Because deep down, they're really nice people.
Banana Wrote:I've already said that who is my fave motivational poster
Try not to irritate Bird he is Vagina Sensitive
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Geez what a shock.A bunch of shit threads that nobody gives a shit about started by Who that pushes all the threads that actually had posts off the first page.
Why don't one of you assholes do something about this spam?You fucking argue about who has the keys like a bunch of fucking babies but you do absolutely nothing that comes with the job.Bunch of fucking dickheads.
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I wonder what percentage an admin should maintain while at this place? I see bird and I are at 100% but neither of us has keys....
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Who has 100 too ...
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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Anhil8tor Wrote:guess he should have keys then....
what time you think snarg will wake up today and log in?
How long does it take a bottle of tequila to leave the body???
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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we,ve never discriminated against shitty posters here, tweety
get the sand out of your mangina
and.....go
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
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BIRD33 Wrote:How about spammers?Old people siding with old people,shocking.
young fools showing their ignorance, shocking
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
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If there would be a death penalty for bad internet posters the internet would consist of Bill Gates and Mahatma Ghandi.
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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leeman Wrote:If there would be a death penalty for bad internet posters the internet would consist of Bill Gates and Mahatma Ghandi and bird33
sin
bird33
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
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Yea I kind of remember being the voice of reason last week while you were showing off how powerful you were.
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Heres a question for the CEO and his mexican plant manager.Is who spamming?
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yeah, you are the voice of reason
and george bush was a good president, too
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
