[bam]

Woman Attacked with Burger, Police Say

VERO BEACH, Fla. (Dec. 4) - A Vero Beach man faces a domestic violence charge after authorities said he assaulted his girlfriend with a cheeseburger. An Indian River County Sheriff's Office arrest report said said the Vincent Gonzalez, 22, and his girlfriend got into an argument as they sat in a car in front of their home.

The report said Gonzalez would not let the woman out of the vehicle, so she threw his drink out of the car. In response, the man allegedly grabbed her arm and smashed the cheeseburger into her face. The pair got out of the car, and authorities say the man again took the McDonald's sandwich and put it on her face.

The man was released on $1,000 bond Wednesday.

[BIRD33]

If that guys wrong I don't want to be right.

[bam]

So did the conversation go as follows?

"What did you say?! Don't make me go all Big Mac on your ass!"

[quint]

was the follow up:
you want fries with that?

[bam]

was the follow up:
you want fries with that?

Niiiiice

[Vitamin E]

People in Florida are crazy

[bam]

People in Florida are crazy

It must be all the sunshine frying their brains...

[WoolyGoat]

lol!

[Ntype]

ah assaulting people with junk food.

evil.

[PinesChic]

yeah... us Floridians are all fucked up... it's cause most of us are "transplants" from other "states"... lol

[Ntype]

yeah... us Floridians are all fucked up... it's cause most of us are "transplants" from other "states"... lol

ahahah

[bam]

Ohio isn’t any better though people typically try to get out of here rather than moving here.

[Ntype]

Ohio isn’t any better though people typically try to get out of here rather than moving here.

Maybe we could trace a connection with all those floridians coming from "elsewhere else"

[bam]

Maybe we could trace a connection with all those floridians coming from "elsewhere else"

I bet you'd find some Ohioans in the mix. I was going to move to Key West about 5 years ago (obviously that did not happen).

[BIRD33]

Cincy or Key West?I see your dilemma.

[bam]

Cincy or Key West?I see your dilemma.

Yeah, somehow I got suckered into staying in Cincinnati for a guy :confused:

[Ntype]

well right now tempest season is finished it's your time to go choose your new fly home !

[BIRD33]

I agree?

[bam]

Not possible at this point though I do hold out hopes for winning the lottery I don't play...

[BIRD33]

Over this past two days or so I've come to think I know a little about you, bam.Thanks for letting us in.